What Geezer was referring to:
Both Professor ionbeam and I have experienced intermittent false alarms on our own respective Escort Passport 8500's (at different times). In both cases we were able to rescusitate our old RDs by carefully opening them up and (using static free tools) clean off the circuit boards and blow out the heterodynes, inside the units. I've also had occasion where I tried to use the RD in the rain with a plastic sandwich baggie, which eventually allowed enough moisture inside to cause it to give constant false alarms (K ro Ka I forget which it was). I just turned it off and unplugged it to try to prevent any further damage. Eventually it dried out and recovered on its own when fully dry.
If the only falses are on Laser, you could just program that function off. If you get shot by a real laser speed trap, when the alarm goers off, it is just to inform you that you'll be getting a ticket.
I've programmed my X-band off because I know that no cops around here still use it. I hear that New Jersey does, and maybe Virginia, since you can't even legally use a detector, why would they bother to upgrade? X band is also the most common false alarm, as it is widely used for automatic door openers. If your RD is accurately reporting K and KA you are still getting the best help you can get.
A slightly different situation that I have encountered is that, sometimes I'll be riding along through a
very rural area, on a perfectly clear and dry day, and suddenly, beeeeep, beeep, beep, beep , beep! Get a laser alert! Laser alerts on the passports, as you probably already know, are always at maximum intensity, so they can be kind of jolting when you get one out of the blue, out in the boonies. I've noticed these seem to be most often in the White Mountain National Forest. So, I wonder if someone has set up some sort of a hidden, unmanned, laser speed measuring device of some sort to find out what the average speeds are on these roads? So far I've never been able to spot where the alarm actually came from. One day I will try back tracking to where the alarm started and see if I can sniff it out.