Fencer
Why yes, I am a Smart ***
So, there I was tooling around in the rain on my way to my next appointment. I am traveling what could be a perfect MC road (Cherokee Rd, in Mt Brook, Al) except it is in a highly residential area, around a golf course. I think the cheapest home on the road is around 900k if that low. The road is residential but all "estate" lots. Most of the homes can't be seen from the road and the road is a heavily wooded 2 laner. While residential, it is used as a main through way in the area.
I come around a corner to find folks stopped and doing U-turns. When enough of them clear out of the way, I see the problem, a tree is down from the storm and lying across both lanes. Its a pretty big tree, prob around 60 foot with a 3 foot base.
I decided to do a Chevy commercial with my big truck. A Crew Cab Diesel Dually 3500.
I pull up to the tree, get out in the rain, pull out a tow strap, and start a tuggin at the tree. Folks see that I am trying to clear the road and stop turning around.
On the first attempt my strap broke, but so did the tree, it was already cracked from impacting the road. I get back out (in the rain) and loop the top half of the tree after I tie my strap back together and start pulling. I get the on-coming way pretty cleared, about 90 %. I step out, and lift the base of the broken top (still about 9 inches in dia.) to finish pushing it off the road. I pivot this heavy top trunk off the road, and here comes the first car. I am in the rain, half a tree is still across the road, and this ******* is in a hurry <_< .
I get back in the truck, to try to push the large trunk out of the way and a few more decide their lane is now clear, time to go. :glare: :angry:
I pull my beast into the on-coming lane so I can use my back steel bumper againt the trunk, I throw it in 6x6 mode and push the tree trunk, pivoting the root ball and all, off the road. The road is now clear, I am wet for my next appointment (which I don't think I sold), and I drive off.
Some folks just really suck
I come around a corner to find folks stopped and doing U-turns. When enough of them clear out of the way, I see the problem, a tree is down from the storm and lying across both lanes. Its a pretty big tree, prob around 60 foot with a 3 foot base.
I decided to do a Chevy commercial with my big truck. A Crew Cab Diesel Dually 3500.
I pull up to the tree, get out in the rain, pull out a tow strap, and start a tuggin at the tree. Folks see that I am trying to clear the road and stop turning around.
On the first attempt my strap broke, but so did the tree, it was already cracked from impacting the road. I get back out (in the rain) and loop the top half of the tree after I tie my strap back together and start pulling. I get the on-coming way pretty cleared, about 90 %. I step out, and lift the base of the broken top (still about 9 inches in dia.) to finish pushing it off the road. I pivot this heavy top trunk off the road, and here comes the first car. I am in the rain, half a tree is still across the road, and this ******* is in a hurry <_< .
I get back in the truck, to try to push the large trunk out of the way and a few more decide their lane is now clear, time to go. :glare: :angry:
I pull my beast into the on-coming lane so I can use my back steel bumper againt the trunk, I throw it in 6x6 mode and push the tree trunk, pivoting the root ball and all, off the road. The road is now clear, I am wet for my next appointment (which I don't think I sold), and I drive off.
Some folks just really suck