That's the 3rd or 4th "Full Throttle Saloon" I've heard of burning. Maybe it's a conspiracy.
.I wonder why they call these "Pirate Bars".
Shame it wasn't the 19th...Yesterday, I stopped by Tim Hortons for bike night. Not a word of a lie, their was some guy in full pirate garb. Doo-rag, black leather vest festooned with ride crap (I believe they call it a 'cut'), Boots stout enough to kick and moose unconcious, and I **** you not, a parrot on his shoulder.
I so wanted to walk up to him and say "YAR!".
I'm still thinking with how that place was built, it was only a matter of time. It was basically a cobbled together wooden shanty town with propane powered whiskey stills inside of it.
Do they not teach reading comprehension in Grammar School in Moriarty, New Mexico ese! My Beautiful Blonde Wife Judy would weave flowers into my long beard, as sexy as she was she could talk me in to anything; I mean, ANYTHING! JSNS, Memory Lane! Fairlaner Rolls in Flowers!^^^Wait just a Goddammed second-You weaved flowers into your beard? The level of weird just went up about 3000 points. Jeebus man...I'm almost speechless.