bigjohnsd
2021 BMW R1250GSA
Stanley Kowalski is drinking in a Detroit bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but Stanley just shrugs, "That's about average for Polish kids. Like I said, my boy's a typical Polish baby boy."
Two weeks later, Stanley returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born. "
Stanley takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans toward the bartender, and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."
Two weeks later, Stanley returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born. "
Stanley takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans toward the bartender, and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."
