politically correct references to women

[yamahamama]

forwarded by co-worker, apologies if you've read it...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORAL SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

 

[HaulinAshe]

Gosh! Another language syntax I have to master. I'm still working on "ain't"!

 

[Woodstock]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

I'm not sure, if WFO-5 (and a recent stripe pic) are any indication you can be one without the other (and vis-versa) :lol:

 

[fjrchik]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

I'm not sure, if WFO-5 (and a recent stripe pic) are any indication you can be one without the other (and vis-versa) :lol:

i promise woody, i will find strippers with big ****s for you next year! :drinks: sorry again about this year's let down.

 

[Woodstock]

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" -

...She is a "TWO WHEEL NUTCASE"

 

[twowheelnut]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

I'm not sure, if WFO-5 (and a recent stripe pic) are any indication you can be one without the other (and vis-versa) :lol:

i promise woody, i will find strippers with big ****s for you next year! :drinks: sorry again about this year's let down.

Er, profession change, chik? :huh:

 

[fjrchik]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

I'm not sure, if WFO-5 (and a recent stripe pic) are any indication you can be one without the other (and vis-versa) :lol:

i promise woody, i will find strippers with big ****s for you next year! :drinks: sorry again about this year's let down.

Er, profession change, chik? :huh:

well since it was my idea to take the guys to a club, i should do my homework and find the good ones. we had to rely on a cab driver's input. needless to say, he failed miserably. lamest club i've ever been to. so i will do better next year.

 

[Woodstock]

well since it was my idea to take the guys to a club, i should do my homework and find the good ones. we had to rely on a cab driver's input. needless to say, he failed miserably. lamest club i've ever been to. so i will do better next year.

fjrchik and I have the same taste in strippers. :yahoo:

 

[twowheelnut]

Er, profession change, chik? :huh:

well since it was my idea to take the guys to a club, i should do my homework and find the good ones. we had to rely on a cab driver's input. needless to say, he failed miserably. lamest club i've ever been to. so i will do better next year.

Dang, so no dancy-dance brass pole in your future or name change to 'Ginger' then, eh? :blink:

 

[fjrchik]

"Melody" only does private performances. :brunette:

 

[Bearly Flying]

scuuss me, Has this post been editted, it used to have all kinds of info about perfecting technique, pole dancing, 12 years of strip dancing lessons. ....