Politically correct ways to display your displeasure

[Knifemaker]

How do you remain politically correct and display your displeasure when someone passes you on a scooter, cuts you off, or otherwise pisses you off when riding?

I get their licence number, call the police and tell them - " this guy pointed a gun at me. He was driving erracticly and it looked like he was smoking a "pot" ciggerette."

Hail Santa Lucia!!!

 

[saread]

Ziplock baggie full of used motor oil over my shoulder.

Or

If I'm feeling Old Skool - ball peen hammer to the mirror.

 

[mike25]

I am waiting on Skyway to finish the mounting bracket for the 7.62 Mini-gun I have sitting on the shelves in my garage.

I hope you didn't pay in advance.

 

[Fred W]

So...

it seems like all these "politically correct responses" are aimed at cagers that somehow cut-you-off and then were mysteriously behind you? :blink:

How's that work?

(In other words, you'll have to mount the paintball gun on you faring pointing forward. Doh!!)

I am waiting on Skyway to finish the mounting bracket for the 7.62 Mini-gun I have sitting on the shelves in my garage.

I hope you didn't pay in advance.

snicker

 

[Khunajawdge]

Get in front of them at a stop sign. Drop the center stand to the pavement and take off from a standing start, showering their hood with sparks!

...and if you catch culprit parked, adding an obscenity (written with a glass cutter) across their windshield would give 'em something to think about?

 

[evilmedic13]

I like to put " I LOVE THE ****" bumper stickers on their car, after I follow them home