Post your favorite bumper stickers

[DailyCommuter]

How 'bout "Are you the reason I am so far above average?"

 

[twistedcricket]

"YOUR PROCTOLOGIST CALLED. HE FOUND YOUR HEAD"

 

[HotRodZilla]

Couldn't get the pictures to cooperate but:

"I like the Spotted Owl

They taste just like chicken"

AND

"Ran out of toilet paper?

Wipe your ass with a Spotted Owl"

 

[radman]

That oughta cover me for a bit.

 

[Fred W]

Yes!!

I need this one. How does it fit on a bumper?

 

[rbentnail]

My favorite was on a beat up '64 Impala in a Shoney's parking lot:

"Wine me, dine me. 69 me."

 

[tstaff]

“Can’t remember the dealer” Harley Davidson

If you don’t like our prices, bring in your old lady & we’ll dicker.

 

[scubabiker]

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

JE$U$.

If Jesus saves, why is he always asking for money.

Hang up and drive.

 

[gypsy]

Saw this one..."I found Jesus...he was behind the sofa all the time!"

 

[Fred W]

Saw this one..."I found Jesus...he was behind the sofa all the time!"

:rofl:

 

[Toecutter]

Buy yours today!

 

[fjrchooser]

[SIZE=24pt] Smile ! [/SIZE]

[SIZE=36pt]Jesus Loves You [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Everyone else thinks you're an asshole [/SIZE]

 

[flapsup]

Seen on a bumper sticker in Pensacola FL:

"Men would pay more attention to womens' brains if they bobbled gently when they walked!"

 

[PapaUtah]

[SIZE=14pt]"Hang up and Drive!"[/SIZE]

"Remember, your driving an automobile, not a phone booth!"

 

[Silent]

[SIZE=18pt]Cthulhu Saves![/SIZE]
In case he gets hungry later
resides in my trucks back window

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

[SIZE=18pt]Cthulhu Saves![/SIZE]In case he gets hungry later
resides in my trucks back window

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HUH...... I'm damaged... ????

 

[fjrwalker]

MEAN PEOPLE

SUCK

NICE PEOPLE

LICK

 

[Silent]

[SIZE=18pt]Cthulhu Saves![/SIZE]In case he gets hungry later
resides in my trucks back window

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HUH...... I'm damaged... ????

Click the link young one and all will be revealed

 

[Rummy]

This is what I have on my Dirt Bike...

 

[monk69]

Bumper sticker

'I'll keep my freedom,

my guns, and my money;

You can keep the change.