This all well and good, but how does this help the OP with his current tire change?
So...OldPilot, do you have a CycleGear anywhere close? They mount tires if you take the wheels off the bike, usually for around $35 each. I woulda recommended a dealer, but sounds like the guys around you are tools. Maybe take it to another dealer and see if they'll do it.
Can you take your wheels off your own bike, or are you dependent on the dealer to do it for you? My first couple tire changes, I paid way too much because I didn't know how to take the wheels off. If you don't know how, go to
FJRTech and look over the tire removal install instructions. I have those printed out and still keep them with my tools for reference and torque specs.
Good luck.