Premature Ejection

[Pterodactyl]

I dunno.... sometimes it is better to have all your cards on the table....

 

[El Toro]

Some seats have a built in cooter catcher, but that one ^^^^ has a pecker wrecker.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Some seats have a built in cooter catcher, but that one ^^^^ has a pecker wrecker.

Thus the premature ejection.

Be wary, I have cows.

 

[Old Guy]

A cow will stop more bullets than a vest will.JSNS

But they're even heavier than cops.