Proper use of the "F" word

[FarWestFastEddie]

It used to be 11, now it's 12.

There are only TWELVE times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

2. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

10. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998

11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, 2002

And the new entry is!:

12. "I need a SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing hole in my head." - Osama Bin Laden, 2011

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FWFE

 

[2wheeldrift]

I got to no.2 & was laughing so much I couldn't focus on the other 10 for some time. :lol: :lol:

 

[user 6393]

LOLOL

thx!

 

[Surly]

13. *&^% Eddie, you are clever!

Regards

Surly

h34r:

 

[wheatonFJR]

What the #$%!...I've been using it inappropriately all these years...

Sorry.

Good one Eddie... :lol:

 

[Greb]

13. "Another @#$%ing final drive failure?!!" - Anonymous BMW owner 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004......and 2005.....oh yeah and 2008

 

[7xray]

Paula Poundstone (funny, funny lady) came to Bozeman a while ago and told this story. She lives in California, where they have some concern about earthquakes. She had to go into a parent/teacher conference, or something, and she was asked to write a "comforting" note to her child that the teacher could pull out of the file cabinet and read to the child if they were trapped in the school by an earthquake. She wrote: "Dear Samantha (or whatever the child's name was), this would be a good time to say @#$%."

 

[ALDAWG]

So...... "Jesus @#$%ing Christ"........"Oh my @#$%ing God".........and "Holy @#$%ing ****".......is still unacceptable??!!

 

[SacramentoMike]

So...... "Jesus @#$%ing Christ"........"Oh my @#$%ing God".........and "Holy @#$%ing ****".......is still unacceptable??!!

Only if you see a nuclear bomb go off. Or improve on the theory of Relativity.

Speaking of that last thing, anybody read about how scientists recently have found that neutrinos may travel faster than light? (True. Look it up.)

So the new joke is:

"Get the hell out of here. We don't want no faster-than-light neutrinos in this bar," says the bartender.

Two neutrinos walk into a bar.

 

[BwanaDik]

Speaking of that last thing, anybody read about how scientists recently have found that neutrinos may travel faster than light? (True. Look it up.)

So the new joke is:

"Get the hell out of here. We don't want no faster-than-light neutrinos in this bar," says the bartender.

Two neutrinos walk into a bar.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I saw that, I guess geeks and scientists have a sense of humor too

 

[Checkswrecks]

My son came home from first grade class and like a lot of families, we talk at the dinner table about what happened that day.

He said with big eyes "Mommy, Daddy - David said the F word!"

We looked at each other dumb-founded. My wife responded first, cooly asking

"Really? So what IS the F-word?"

Timothy: "Mommy, David said [pause] he said [pause] the word fart! he he he he"