Pulled Over At 2AM

[Niehart]

Dave Black, 68 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and

was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Dave replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it

has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Dave replied, "That would be my wife."

 

[SacramentoMike]

Can anybody come?

 

[LKLD]

Yes, but only the male species can do it in under 5 minutes.

 

[Defiant77]

Jokes almost as old as the poster.....lol

 

[Dr. Rich]

I like a good story.... The truth is you were probably pulled over for going too slow on your motorized wheel chair and when the cop wanted to know why you were away from the home unsupervised, you told him you were on your way to give a lecture on the virtues of prune juice.... As for your wife, she was just happy that you were out of the house!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Haha...Never heard that one before; although, I did see that punch line coming. Poor Niehart!

 

[airboss]

Been in attendance at a few of those lectures.