Ride Report From a Rider

[Ari Rankum]

What the hell is going on on the Forum of late? Nobody riding but me?

<soliloquy>

BDCs from Maryland can kiss my ass. I'm sick and tired of windshield wipers on triple-X, cell phone to the ear, and miles of clear left lane ahead of said moron. Avon can kiss my ass, too. If I've got 99 foot-pounds of torque to spin the rear wheel with, I'd damn sure appreciate it if the rear rubber would step up, even in the rain. The only thing worse than riding home at 45F in a constant downpour is (no, it's not effing riding home at 33F in a downpour) the effing BDCs. Man, I fcking hate them. Cheebus. Give me a galdarn plasma rifle and I'll fix almost everything.

</soliloquy>

All you effers stirring up regional ***** can kiss my ass, too. Welcome every rider, or piss off. AFAIC, any rider is welcome to attend any damn meet they can make. To suggest otherwise is pure horseshit.

Be glad you've got a sack of megafauna you can call your own. Be far more glad you've got a two-wheeler. During the winter months, repeat those thoughts and STFU.

What the hell?

 

[airboss]

Well Ari, I missed it too, but I try not to let people who are upset get to me, they'll calm down eventually. Now I'm going to the garage with a nice cuppa blue mountain, and change the oil or something.

 

[Ari Rankum]

Well Ari, I missed it too, but I try not to let people who are upset get to me, they'll calm down eventually. Now I'm going to the garage with a nice cuppa blue mountain, and change the oil or something.

I swear, my whole attitude would change if I so much as had a garage, let alone a good cuppa joe. Seriously.

 

[mdisher]

Uhm, apparently, we're not supposed to talk about this, even if we're trying to be rational, or make sense? Previous threads were closed... So careful where you tread, else this one will be shut down as well.

Oy? WTF?

 

[twowheelnut]

I'm riding. :dntknw: Hell Ari, just put in a req for a Sidewinder or sumpin' and push a button. Things that go boom are pretty much a cure-all for what 'ails' you.

 

[Ari Rankum]

I'm riding. :dntknw: Hell Ari, just put in a req for a Sidewinder or sumpin' and push a button. Things that go boom are pretty much a cure-all for what 'ails' you.

I forget, did we talk about calcium carbide, the vapor pressure of dry ice, and funnelators at WFO? If so, I know just what you mean.

 

[twowheelnut]

I'm riding. :dntknw: Hell Ari, just put in a req for a Sidewinder or sumpin' and push a button. Things that go boom are pretty much a cure-all for what 'ails' you.

I forget, did we talk about calcium carbide, the vapor pressure of dry ice, and funnelators at WFO? If so, I know just what you mean.

Um, the answer is: fuchsia.

 

[madmike2]

Um, the answer is: fuchsia.

Puce? :dribble:

 

[dcarver]

Hey Ari - Not sure what got your goat.. Didn't see the post and now it's closed? But hey - regarding the garage.. I gots one. You are welcome anytime. Maybe you can get some of my older scoots running? Or let's just go riding. Book some tickets to SLO and don't sweat the small/medium/large stuff? Just trying to help Ari.. never seen you pissed before.. I'd rather see your humorous side... just let me know when you arrive at the airport, k'?

 

[weekend rider]

Ari the sun is still shinning in Cali and the surf is up what do you want me to dude? Get on my bike and go for a ride???????????

When the weather gets snowy in your area we will be riding,and reporting.

What are you going to do when the weather is bad for you?????

weekend rider

 

[zorkler]

well lers see what can you do in 20 degrees ...nor ride a &%^$%$$#() motocycle

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[huron52]

You guys might think you are poking fun. But fun doesn't like it.

About this time of year we thinks you might be treading on thin ice!

 

[twowheelnut]

You guys might think you are poking fun. But fun doesn't like it.
About this time of year we thinks you might be treading on thin ice!

That'd be you on the ice, buddy. Me? Well, I'm on some sweet Cali asphalt. Hmmm, should I put in the jacket liner or not? Nah. It's not down to 60 yet!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :haha:

 

[Fencer]

I swear, my whole attitude would change if I so much as had a garage, let alone a good cuppa joe. Seriously.

At least you have your knitting needles!

Make it over to Bama, I've got two garages you can play in.

 

[S76]

WOW!

I didn't understand a word of this thread. Maybe that's a good thing?

 

[Mike-H]

Your not the only one :huh: ......

 

[Groo]

I like pie! :huh: :blink:

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

I like pie! :huh: :blink:

Have I ever told you guys about a hamburger joint named In & Out? They don't have pie, but man their burgers are good. h34r:

 

[Geezer]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pie. I'm gonna have to get some fresh apples and make a couple pies this afternoon. Got my Granny's recipe.

Still some good riding weather here in NY, though we will be getting snow this week.