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Doctor Throckenstein !!!
A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend riding with his motorcycle boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday late afternoon, his wife didn't get on his case, but made him an offer:
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
(probably an oldie, but definitely a goodie!)
When he finally returned home on Sunday late afternoon, his wife didn't get on his case, but made him an offer:
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
(probably an oldie, but definitely a goodie!)