Rules for Life

[JimLor]

Here are a couple of tongue in cheek:

#2 - Never pass up an opportunity to make love with the beautiful woman who is the love of your life!

#3 - Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

#4 - Never pass up an opportunity to get fuel.

And #1 (and with #2 the second serious rule of life and probably the most important)..............

#1 - SHOW UP!

 

[twowheelnut]

Don't kill ******** even though they really deserve it.

That's about it really. Some day I might fail that rule though... :huh:

 

[DocFJR]

I like this Woody Allen quote:

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying.

 

[v65]

If its free or involves two wheels I'm in!

 

[FJRMGM]

"I won't be wronged and I won't be insulted - these are things I require of others and I won't do these things to them."

J.B. Books - The Shootist

 

[Malve]

Not rules necessarily but...

"Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals."

translated and reversed for motorcyclists:

Obstacles are what you hit when you target fixate on them.

"Integrity is one of several paths. It distinguishes itself from the others because it is the right path, and the only one upon which you will never get lost."

M.H. McKee

 

[WVFJR]

See something you've never seen and do something you have never done. Thats a good day for me. The bike makes those 2 thing much more interesting.

 

[vectervp1]

Make it to see tomorrow.

 

[HaulinAshe]

I have gas(oline),

I'm not hungry,

That means I'm not lost.

 

[Scab]

Be there, be on time, and be in the right uniform. (that does not refer to what you wear)

When it's all said and done, all people really remember about you is how you treated them.

 

[The Flying Dutchman]

Here are a couple of tongue in cheek:
#2 - Never pass up an opportunity to make love with the beautiful woman who is the love of your life!

#3 - Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

#4 - Never pass up an opportunity to get fuel.

And #1 (and with #2 the second serious rule of life and probably the most important)..............

#1 - SHOW UP!

Never pass up an opportunity to keep my mouth shut.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Have a good breakfast... :clapping:

...don't bother me if I'm tired. :glare:

 

[daviddowns2000]

Do it while you still can.

 

[Mike-H]

"There are no obstacles"....."only challenges to be overcome".....from me Dad.....

"When your up to your nose in ****"...."don't open your mouth!"....from me Grandad.....

 

[pickax]

How about. " If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough." From an old Maine woodsman.

 

[Geezer]

'Don't get caught.'

 

[keithaba]

A failure is not always a mistake, it may simply be the best one can do under the circumstances. The real mistake is to stop trying.

B. F. Skinner

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.

B. F. Skinner

 

[Pjturbo]

Always resist the urge to slap your wife when she comments on your shoes.

Phil

 

[tstaff]

You poke it..........You own it!

Man Law.