Sad News Indeed

[El Cajone]

From an interview in the Globe and Mail (Canada's national newspaper) today, a comment from the author of the new updated version of "Joy of Sex"

on some items that were deleted from the original version:

"We've found that now, in Britain, sex on a moving motorcycle is illegal, so we had to take that out. Ditto sex on a moving horse."

Damn.

 

[odot]

Speak for yourself, dude....I can masturbate on me skoot anytime of the week.

 

[jwhite518]

Speak for yourself, dude....I can masturbate on me skoot anytime of the week.

[SIZE=24pt]TMI!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[Bustanut joker]

Speak for yourself, dude....I can masturbate on me skoot anytime of the week.

Yep. And the sad part is being stuck behind nasty bastage. :huh: I'd just about fergot aboot that day.

:jester:

 

[Big Sky]

Is this the case in the U.S. too? If so, my wife is sure going to miss that old Harley vibe.

 

[wfooshee]

Moving motorocycle. Moving motorcycle.

Centerstand sex is OK, then!

 

[Capt. Bob]

Well I don't know about the Brits

but over on this side of the pond, women can have sex on a horse any time they want, and they don't need a partner. :glare:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Hell, park the damn thing, bend her over the saddle and have at it. Fun, fun, fun.

And ODOT.... ewww.

 

[RichardS]

Yea, Big Sky, my wife loved the going thru the revs on the Bemmer 1150RT for the tickle effects, but the FJR seems to be much smoother. May have to buy her her own tickler!! Wonder if they come (pun intended) with a long cord to reach the 12V outlet??

 

[snikr]

Speak for yourself, dude....I can masturbate on me skoot anytime of the week.

WAY TOO MUCH INFO there odot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big Sky]

Yea, Big Sky, my wife loved the going thru the revs on the Bemmer 1150RT for the tickle effects, but the FJR seems to be much smoother. May have to buy her her own tickler!! Wonder if they come (pun intended) with a long cord to reach the 12V outlet??

No, no! You just need the one with the big batteries.

 

[jwhite518]

Yea, Big Sky, my wife loved the going thru the revs on the Bemmer 1150RT for the tickle effects, but the FJR seems to be much smoother. May have to buy her her own tickler!! Wonder if they come (pun intended) with a long cord to reach the 12V outlet??

Get her a VibeRider. Works on all brands!

Don't forget the

too.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Yea, Big Sky, my wife loved the going thru the revs on the Bemmer 1150RT for the tickle effects, but the FJR seems to be much smoother. May have to buy her her own tickler!! Wonder if they come (pun intended) with a long cord to reach the 12V outlet??

EDIT: already replied to. Nothing to add here.....

 

[Old Michael]

You just get yourself a woolly tank bag, like Bust here, and stay off the main roads.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Ya know, That picture used to bother me. But, since she's passed on.... sniff..... I...I really miss her :bye2:

:jester:

 

[Auburn]

You just get yourself a woolly tank bag, like Bust here, and stay off the main roads.

Yeah, but he is missing the wubber boots and velcro gloves :lol: :huh: :lol:

 

[n2osx]

^^ So that is what those tall boots on your steps were for? That just means that you need to be sneekier and have a strong grip.

 

[El Cajone]

All is not lost, RichardS:

"Yea, Big Sky, my wife loved the going thru the revs on the Bemmer 1150RT for the tickle effects, but the FJR seems to be much smoother. May have to buy her her own tickler!! Wonder if they come (pun intended) with a long cord to reach the 12V outlet?? "

In the same interview, the author described the emerging field of teledildonics. What the hell is that you ask? Well, it's "the long distance use of a sex toy controlled from afar" (I'm not makin' this up, guys). It doesn't say how far "afar" is but it could be the distance between a control on your handlebars and the rear seat if you get my drift. Wait a minute, wait a minute..........I feel a business opportunity coming on!

This could take farkling in a whole new direction.

 

[Auburn]

^^ So that is what those tall boots on your steps were for? That just means that you need to be sneekier and have a strong grip.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: