Scratching the Itch

[Tyler]

A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just gently scratching his nuts, something she seemed to love to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'

'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine!!'

 

[exskibum]

Amazing how an interesting, relaxing and generally enjoyable story can, in one line, turn to shock, disgust and the need to take a shower.

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[Patriot]

A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just gently scratching his nuts, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'

'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine!!'

shame on you

LOL very funny stuff

so shame on me 2

 

[Old Michael]

:lol: :lol:

Amazing!

Same story Dr. Rich tells about his camping trip with HYCLE.

 

[dcarver]

eeewwww. just sayin'... :huh:

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

:lol: :lol: Amazing!

Same story Dr. Rich tells about his camping trip with HYCLE.

:thumbsupsmileyanim: :lol2:

B.....

 

[Lowcountry Joe]

Shem's big hands should have clued him in!

 

[Silver Penguin]

LOL! Very amusing.

 

[kaitsdad]

I gotta go wash something.... :blink:

 

[DailyCommuter]

That explains why my 2 dogs like to get ... Awwww nevermind

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Always look to the Adam's apple for a clue.

I've gotten more used to the concept since my COS (Chief of Staff) was hired a couple years ago... size 14 pumps on a woman still look strange though.

EDIT: To all those perverts (you) reading this, I never saw her without all her clothes on!

 

[old&slow]

I need a shower now ,,,

 

[Mizz Bustanut]

:rofl: Good one.

 

[Sportster]

Hey, it was "great sex." Not an Olympic Event requiring chromosomal testing. :diablo:

:lol:

 

[zorkler]

ha ha ha

 

[johnny80s]

This thread is useless without pictures.

 

[dbx]

This thread is useless without pictures.

Pictures? Here ya go...

Would you pick up this hitchhiker?

More pics, (NWS)

Pic 3

Pic 4

Pic 5

And the money shot...

Scratching the itch

 

[Ordrock]

I had to pass this one along.