Shiela Selling Barry's Stuff

[HotRodZilla]

One lazy Sunday morning, Barry and Shiela were quiet and thoughtful,

sitting around the breakfast table when Barry said to Shiela unexpectedly,

"When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now, why would you want me to do something like that?" Shiela asked

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually re-marry and I don't

want some other ******* using my stuff."

Shiela looked at Barry intently and asked, "What makes you think I'd marry another

*******?"

 

[Pterodactyl]

Begs the question, why would a woman marry any of us? 99% of you guys are ********.

 

[FJRay]

Begs the question, why would a woman marry any of us? 99% of you guys are ********.

Makes me proud to be one of the 1%

 

[Pterodactyl]

That means that besides you and me there are 198 ******** on this forum.

 

[TripperMike]

Soooo

198 ******** and 2 dicks

JSNS

 

[HotRodZilla]

Totally not safe for work:

 

[Fontanaman]

Cellphone post didn't quote properly so I removed this.

 

[Fontanaman]

Soooo
198 ******** and 2 dicks

JSNS

And photos of many sheep!

 

[Uncle Hud]

Totally not safe for work:

I am constantly amazed at the literary knowledge exhibited by fellow Forum members.

 

[dcarver]

Welcome to the fold, Unk Huddle!