An Argentine gaucho named Bruno,
Said f*cking is one thing I do know.
All women are fine;
And sheep are divine.
But llamas are numero uno.
(We need to come up with one for Bust). Let's see.......
A guy named Barry from Michigan,
Said "I hope I don't go in the ditch again".
"Never could get to sleep"
"By counting those sheep".
"Spank me hard if I'm ever a ***** again".
A Michigan rider named Barry,
Looking for a sheep to marry.
Quit riding his FJR,
For a boring old life in a car.
Because in it, more sheep he could carry.
Hide your women, your alcohol, and your livestock. B-Man is back!
Welcome back, Barry. Looking forward to witty remarks, insensitive (but usually deadly accurate) comments, and many, many laughs. (Hope you make it to LaCrosse in a few weeks)