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A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.

None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "Youre driving me mad, Bruce".

One day Bruce's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.

The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but soon died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong. When he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart surgeon?

 
Thank god, I thought that was going to be one of those weepy success-against-all-odds stories--just like I was supposed to.

Loved it.
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Well, usually they call me other names. Really mean names. They use cuss words a lot when they talk about me and when they talk to me.
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Take Heart Redfish Hunter, things could have been so much worse for you; just imagine if God hated you, he'd have given you a face like Marky-Mark Wheatie! JSNS, muy Feo ese!

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Thanks beemerdons but it really is worse. He gave my wife a face and a body like 'Zilla! Yuck!

We should not pick on 'Zilla so much. He cannot help being ugly. And since I have had the honor of seeing the man at my own table, I have to consider him a friend.

Perhaps this is a lesson on "choosing your friends wisely"?

 
Thanks beemerdons but it really is worse. He gave my wife a face and a body like 'Zilla! Yuck!
We should not pick on 'Zilla so much. He cannot help being ugly. And since I have had the honor of seeing the man at my own table, I have to consider him a friend.

Perhaps this is a lesson on "choosing your friends wisely"?
You're a tougher man than me Redfish Hunter, the only way I can eat a meal with AJ is if I tie a bandana across my eyes and am wearing soundproof ear plugs!

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Well, usually they call me other names. Really mean names. They use cuss words a lot when they talk about me and when they talk to me.
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Take Heart Redfish Hunter, things could have been so much worse for you; just imagine if God hated you, he'd have given you a face like Marky-Mark Wheatie! JSNS, muy Feo ese!

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Hey you stoopido pipebreaker...if you think that is me, then your eyesight is shot and you should have your DL taken away.

Hmmm, what number is the AZ DMV anyways???
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That ain't me, but I will be sure to forward your remarks to the appropriate party!
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You're a tougher man than me Redfish Hunter, the only way I can eat a meal with AJ is if I tie a bandana across my eyes and am wearing soundproof ear plugs!
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There ya go, smackin' around old 'Zilla like a new MEXIZCAN pinata. That could be worse that treating a hornet's nest like a pinata. If you get the agente de policía to go postal he can pull his personal protection device and deploy a 9mm deterrent centered in your direction and then you will feel a lot like Bruce did the day he stuck a fork in the wall outlet.

 
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