solve the riddle

sonicspeed · Nov 21, 2007

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is

a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are

traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at

the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is

the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a

galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the

same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly

dangerous situation?

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get yo drunk ass off the merry-go-round!!!!

Wolfhound · Nov 21, 2007

:rofl: :rofl: Had me totally sucked in ....

radman · Nov 21, 2007

I was sitting at a biker bar, when this old guy starts hassling the Bandito moose near me. "You gots a pretty cute grandma there boy!" he exclaims to the biker, but the biker just ignores him. The coot sits right next to the biker, ands says loudly "she gots a real nice ass on her too!", but the biker just keeps drinking his beer, like the coot's not even there. Even more loudly, the coot barks "why, I might just try to get a piece off her tonight!" right in the bikers face, "AGAIN!!" even more loudly. "THATS IT!!!" yells the biker, getting up threateningly off the stool as I start to back away from the scene. Getting right in the old guys face, the biker says in a quiet, fearsome growl, "go on home granpaw, you're drunk on your ass again!"