You should be ashamed of yourself. It could be the pose that is causing a misperception of the relative size and forum of her assets. As a LEO you should hold yourself to a higher standard and demand a complete and thorough hands-on investigation of all aspects of the situation.
How do you know Rich isn't lopsided?
Yes, she hates opps. She especially hated my black opps. They were very sneaky, but a proper opp takes time to plan, and a regular opp cannot be mixed in with a black opp. Sometimes when I am out doing opps, I can be gone for days at a time. That's why my wife is irritated by them. Almost as much as she is irritated by the word 'pussy.' I don't know what it is... :****:
Different years though, right?
I have a theory about why, then.
Dem things aint' lopsided, she's just demonstrating Superior Mammilla Flexation. Rumor has it she can move them in unison with her eyebrows and butt cheeks. In other words, she's got talent!
