Some funny cowboy sayings

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* Don't name anything you plan to eat.

* Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.

* Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well

you bounce.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered... not yelled.

* Meanness don't jest happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

* Don't corner something' that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about isn't never gonna happen

anyway...

* Do not squat with your spurs on.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Only cows know why they stampede.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad

judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it

back in.

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Enjoy ........

B..... :rolleyes:

 
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* Most of the stuff people worry about isn't never gonna happen

anyway...

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:thumbsupsmileyanim:

Ain't that the truth.......... ;)

B.
The best part about that particular quote is the double entedre due to the colloquial double negative.

So, if it "isn't never gonna happen", does that mean it is or isn't going to happen?

Or you could just say that some people worry about too much ****... like double negatives. :lol:

 
Old cowboy pal of mine:

He, describing the charm of a girl once hitting on me at a bar: "She's what you'd call a blockermore - looks excellent from about a block or more."

On considering the Range Rover: "I wouldn't have one up my ass if I had room for a house."

 
Speaking of cowboys, how's that CRF working out for you, Brian? Break anything yet?

............................ NO ........ why do you ask??????????? :rolleyes:

Three wrecks so far........ no biggies........

Got on a black diamond trial at Metcalf by accident...... opps! high sided it.... :eek:

same place has a MX track.......... I am sooooo not ready for prime time...... :D :D

Right shoulder ...... got it yesterday :D

Having big fun.. glad I got it...

B

 
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