State-of the-art watch

[Surly]

Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks:

'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says: 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains: 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies:

'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says:

'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

Best regards

Surly

h34r:

 

[majicmaker]

Excellent!!' :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[FarWestFastEddie]

Surly! good one! Where can I get one of those watches?

 

[user 28803]

:lol:

 

[kamal]

Steve you're on a roll :clapping: - keep 'em coming.

Al.

 

[Surly]

Surly! good one! Where can I get one of those watches?

Hi Eddie,

there has been a lot of interest in these watches and I know where to get them but I can't recommend them any longer. All the ones I have tried over the last 25-30 years don't seem to have this function any longer.

Best regards

Surly

h34r:

 

[Old Michael]

...All the ones I have tried over the last 25-30 years don't seem to have this function any longer.

Surly, it surely ain't you. It's gotta be the ******' watches.

 

[Yamifz1]

Now that it funny, I don't care who you are. I had one of those watches about 30 years ago, I must have misplaced it.