Still here,

[Scab]

Okay, I am back. No, I didn't die. No, there are no new health issues. No, I was not in rehab. No, I was not committed. (okay, they tried but I outran them) You can thank my absence to my wonderful genius 15 year old son and limewire (the devil), and the fall enrollment at the college for which I work.

Yes, beware the free download! My son and his zeal for free music and video left my home computer virused out the wazzooo. This turned the simple task of booting into bigfoot. You heard about it, but you never really saw it. Anyway, finally resolved. And for backup, I am posting from a hijacked laptop. And then you have work. Who invented this crap, anyway? Of course, fall being the busiest enrollment term, and being that all newbies have to see me, and due to this little clause in my employment contract that reads: ...and other duties as assigned..., well, my shit's just been ragged.

So, WTF did I miss? And please, sum it up in 50 words or less. I did not obtain an attention span in my absence.

And where's TWN? I have not been properly insulted in weeks. I am starting to feel good about myself.

 

[HIGHLANDER]

Okay, I am back. No, I didn't die. No, there are no new health issues. No, I was not in rehab. No, I was not committed. (okay, they tried but I outran them) You can thank my absence to my wonderful genius 15 year old son and limewire (the devil), and the fall enrollment at the college for which I work.Yes, beware the free download! My son and his zeal for free music and video left my home computer virused out the wazzooo. This turned the simple task of booting into bigfoot. You heard about it, but you never really saw it. Anyway, finally resolved. And for backup, I am posting from a hijacked laptop. And then you have work. Who invented this crap, anyway? Of course, fall being the busiest enrollment term, and being that all newbies have to see me, and due to this little clause in my employment contract that reads: ...and other duties as assigned..., well, my shit's just been ragged.

So, WTF did I miss? And please, sum it up in 50 words or less. I did not obtain an attention span in my absence.

And where's TWN? I have not been properly insulted in weeks. I am starting to feel good about myself.

Yeah right ... blame it on the kid eh !!! Quit poking the wrong buttons Scab !!

 

[Scab]

You've got no witnesses, you can't prove a thing.

 

[Toecutter]

And where's TWN? I have not been properly insulted in weeks. I am starting to feel good about myself.

He stayed out too late with the dogs in Reno, so his wife told him he'd better take the looong way home, if he knew what was good for him. Haven't heard from him since. :derisive:
Around here we're just getting ready for next year's get together.

Welcome back!

 

[Scab]

Oh, so that's what I missed. Can I expect un-flattering photos of compromised postitions will be posted soon?

 

[Rogue]

Oh, so that's what I missed. Can I expect un-flattering photos of compromised postitions will be posted soon?

Lots of pics on the WFO forum!

I hear those viruses from the porn sites will reallly mess up your computer!

 

[twowheelnut]

OK, you're ugly, too!

Welcome back. Renew that 'script for Paxel, you're gonna need it. :grin:

 

[GunMD]

So, WTF did I miss? And please, sum it up in 50 words or less. I did not obtain an attention span in my absence.

GZ can ride, but he can't run in the rain.

Skooter thought he'd found "The One"...turns out she works "for 1's".

TWN is exhausted from chasing tail on behalf of others.

Odot seemed homeless at WFO, then the Canadian Contingent adopted him.

Karts are more fun when you've been drinking.

Warchild is hairless.

FJRChik got more attention at WFO than the FJRs did.

Woody hates strip clubs in Reno.

Next year's WFO may involve weddings.

Man boobs are not pretty.

Tequila can alter the outcome of any contest.

Yamaha USA now feels "the love" and loyalty of FJR owners.

I'm sure I missed some stuff.

Welcome back.

 

[chickey191]

I'm thinkin you might have missed:

1. an oil thread or two

2. other never ending pointless BS up the ying yang

3. the arrival of the much fast '06 A

4. The arrival of the slower - but very cool '06AE

5. Beeroux's half-windshield/ice scraper farkle of the year

6. dirty pictures that used to be posted here, but have since been removed.

7. The skinning of WC - (pictures are availble)

8. it was freeking hot a week ago

9. directions to never empty beer cups, over flowing D-Cups and general f - ups

10. other stuff

in other words - same ole stuff

 

[Rogue]

Oh,

And Skooter set a new 24hr distance world record! :blink: :blink: :dribble: :dribble: :dribble:

 

[C&C]

Oh, were you gone?

Click on view your new posts, read 30 - 40 new pages of threads, and bing, all caught up.

 

[Woodstock]

And, apparently, some people are using the FJR as a babe-magnet. B)

 

[Ignacio]

Only things I remember (and am seeking therapy for) are man boobies buffing Warchild's dome, his Pimpness Daddy-O Fife, one broken coccyx, and Skooter's thinking hot women were hitting on him when they actually wanted cash.....but he can ride like a possessed demon.

.....oh, and that this post doesn't count.

 

[twowheelnut]

.....oh, and that this post doesn't count.

Now that's a classic! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :rofl: