Study out of UCLA (so it must be credible...)

[MEM]

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind

of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is

in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his

mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

:kiss2:

 

[puppychow]

Menscrewal cycle? :assassin:

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

...and MEM has a reputation of +6

Good looking women get away with whatever they want on this forum.

 

[MEM]

...and MEM has a reputation of +6

Good looking women get away with whatever they want on this forum.

:rofl:

Reputation. Schmeputation. HK?!

But thanks (I think)

 

[beemerdons]

...and MEM has a reputation of +6

Good looking women get away with whatever they want on this forum.

+1, Gunny! Hubba, Hubba! Why aren't RadioHowie and Bustanut joker a -6?

 

[RadioHowie]

...and MEM has a reputation of +6

Good looking women get away with whatever they want on this forum.

+1, Gunny! Hubba, Hubba! Why aren't RadioHowie and Bustanut joker a -6?

Okay, ya jackanape...this is the 2nd time in two days I've read about this "reputation" thing. Where the hell is it???

 

[beemerdons]

...and MEM has a reputation of +6

Good looking women get away with whatever they want on this forum.

+1, Gunny! Hubba, Hubba! Why aren't RadioHowie and Bustanut joker a -6?

Okay, ya jackanape...this is the 2nd time in two days I've read about this "reputation" thing. Where the hell is it???

Beats the hell out of me, Steve! I haven't figured it out either: Where the hell it is or what the hell it is! I hate to have to ask Bust, though! We both are really pathetic if Patriot Mike knows what it is!

 

[Patriot]

I just have one personal observation <that most do not appreciate, but you know me...tough sh*t)

I married Italian...pure bred Italiano...this Irish German can not keep up with her libido

Time of month matters not

mostly it's "scratchy"...sometimes, though, it's "squishy"

 

[beemerdons]

I just have one personal observation <that most do not appreciate, but you know me...tough sh*t)

I married Italian...pure bred Italiano...this Irish German can not keep up with her libido

Time of month matters not

mostly it's "scratchy"...sometimes, though, it's "squishy"

Thanks for the insights and update, Patriot; RadioHowie and I always appreciate the minute details! Inquiring minds want to know and that sort of thing! Right On, RH?

 

[wheatonFJR]

I'm done. :dribble:

 

[rushes]

I just have one personal observation <that most do not appreciate, but you know me...tough sh*t)

I married Italian...pure bred Italiano...this Irish German can not keep up with her libido

Time of month matters not

mostly it's "scratchy"...sometimes, though, it's "squishy"

Squishy.

I jus like the sound of that....

Squishy....

 

[wfooshee]

Okay, ya jackanape...this is the 2nd time in two days I've read about this "reputation" thing. Where the hell is it???

Isn't "reputation" what you looked for in girls back in high school?

Or is it what you still look for in high school girls?

I never seem to get that right. . . . .

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

...and MEM has a reputation of +6

Good looking women get away with whatever they want on this forum.

+1, Gunny! Hubba, Hubba! Why aren't RadioHowie and Bustanut joker a -6?

Okay, ya jackanape...this is the 2nd time in two days I've read about this "reputation" thing. Where the hell is it???

I don't know why I should tell you, ya prick. I just discovered I'm not on your list of friends.

Check out this loser's reputation <Link> (highlighted in red)

As far as I know the forum reputation all star is this chick <Link> (highlighted in green)

More details about the repu-to-meter here: <Link>

 

[MEM]

Time of month matters not

mostly it's "scratchy"...sometimes, though, it's "squishy"

JEEZERS, Mike !!! TMI !!!! :lol:

<still laughing> WTF ?!

 

[El Cajone]

I sent MEM's joke to an ex girlfriend....just for her amusement, you know. Here's what I got back:

I think you need to add something to the study: if a woman is menstruating,
menopausal OR PREGNANT......
 
Studies have found that when in the middle of labour, a woman considers that
pouring cement down a man's throat is more attractive than wimpy old duct
tape, a gaping wound where the heart has been ripped out is sexier than a
silly spear and, for ultimate appeal, the bat should be far enough up the
intestines that the anus can be stapled shut. I think it has something to do
with the intimacy of shared pain.
 
Margaret
I think that's why she only had one kid.

 

[MEM]

I sent MEM's joke to an ex girlfriend....just for her amusement, you know. Here's what I got back:

I think you need to add something to the study: if a woman is menstruating,
menopausal OR PREGNANT......
 
Studies have found that when in the middle of labour, a woman considers that
pouring cement down a man's throat is more attractive than wimpy old duct
tape, a gaping wound where the heart has been ripped out is sexier than a
silly spear and, for ultimate appeal, the bat should be far enough up the
intestines that the anus can be stapled shut. I think it has something to do
with the intimacy of shared pain.
 
Margaret
I think that's why she only had one kid.

Good thing she didn't have twins. She'd have named them "Get Off" and "Stay Off" :lol:

ps - we dug a s** toy out of a guy's butt one day. But never a bat. And that stapling thing? Sutures would be the preferred closure. Just sayin'

 

[Patriot]

Time of month matters not

mostly it's "scratchy"...sometimes, though, it's "squishy"

JEEZERS, Mike !!! TMI !!!! :lol:

<still laughing> WTF ?!

if ya'll don't hear from me anymore, you'll know I'm in the ground <or the river> after AIW figured out how to use my login

 

[MEM]

Time of month matters not

mostly it's "scratchy"...sometimes, though, it's "squishy"

JEEZERS, Mike !!! TMI !!!! :lol:

<still laughing> WTF ?!

if ya'll don't hear from me anymore, you'll know I'm in the ground <or the river> after AIW figured out how to use my login

And RIGHTLY so !!! :lol:

It's "y'all" btw

 

[wfooshee]

It's "y'all" btw

Very sad when you have to 'splain that to somebody from N'Awlins . . . . . :glare: