Study out of UCLA (so it must be credible...)

[madmike2]

I think that's why she only had one kid.

And obviously why she's an EX.......

Jeebus Crispies!

Her response reminds me of the lovely-and-beautiful-EX-mrs.-madmike2. :dribble:

 

[HotRodZilla]

I sent MEM's joke to an ex girlfriend....just for her amusement, you know. Here's what I got back:

I think you need to add something to the study: if a woman is menstruating,
menopausal OR PREGNANT......
 
Studies have found that when in the middle of labour, a woman considers that
pouring cement down a man's throat is more attractive than wimpy old duct
tape, a gaping wound where the heart has been ripped out is sexier than a
silly spear and, for ultimate appeal, the bat should be far enough up the
intestines that the anus can be stapled shut. I think it has something to do
with the intimacy of shared pain.
 
Margaret
I think that's why she only had one kid.

Good thing she didn't have twins. She'd have named them "Get Off" and "Stay Off" :lol:

ps - we dug a s** toy out of a guy's butt one day. But never a bat. And that stapling thing? Sutures would be the preferred closure. Just sayin'

Unless it's an "outie".

 

[RsvlFeej]

Menscrewal cycle? :assassin:

BWAH!! First time I've heard that one. I like it, Sam.