You know guys, Papa Chuy Viejo is really starting to get pissed off. I am an easy going and happy Paddy, but Scott's constantly ignoring my "Beautiful Works of Art" is really chapping my hide.
1) I had a Colorado farm girl in a prairie dress holding a sheep, that was a real contender.
2) I had Queen Richard - Fairlaner in his Coronation Dress, and that got shot down also.
3) I had Don Carver in a yellow bikini on a bike showing off a Hell of a lot of ***, this was a true winner and damn well should have been selected.
4) I submitted an Icon/Avatar Contest showstopper with SkooterG wearing a tight blue sweater pushing out awesome ****age, and it did nothing for Dictator phroenips.
5) A true masterpiece was submitted by myself with Old Cowboy Bustanut joker riding a burro in a Southwestern desert, and it got zipola from the Selection Committee!
6) I had entered Bungie in his Gay Pride Parade 2011 Costume, Steve has never looked so beautiful before.
7) I had Bustanut joker featured once again, wearing a Harley-Davidson "banana hammock" and head scarf!
Well this is it, my final and last submittal in the SW-FOG 2012 Contest. If this fantastic rendering of SkooterG in a brightly colored sundress with a lovely brooch does not stand as the prize winning Icon/Avatar, then this is the biggest Travesty of Justice that the World has ever seen! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!