Tequila Christmas Cake recipe

[Niehart]

Once again it is approaching that time of year and I've had many requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes: Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!

1 cup sugar

1 tsp. baking powder

1 cup water

1 tsp. salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle tequila

2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat. Merry XMas B)

 

[SacramentoMike]

Thank you, Dave. It sounds yummy. Hard to read, though, with the laughing. :lol:

 

[Tyler]

One of my favorite recipes.

 

[airboss]

I'm goinna try that one.

Thanks Dave

Kinda sounds like my Sis's yummy Christmas Rum/Fruit cake.

You can eat it with a spoon or drink it through a straw, you're choice.

 

[beemerdons]

One of my favorite recipes.

+1, Gunny; Great Recipe Dave, Thank You!

 

[yamafitter]

It is hard to get really good tequila up here in the Great White North. Can I substitute with Rye??

 

[Niehart]

Rye, hell yes! :lol:

 

[user 6393]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tekillya

:wubsmiley:

 

[FJRay]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tekillya

:wubsmiley:

Be carefull, if it don't kill ya, it could make your clothes fall off. :dribble: At least that's what the song says.

 

[beemerdons]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tekillya

:wubsmiley:

Be carefull, if it don't kill ya, it could make your clothes fall off. :dribble: At least that's what the song says.

Say Barb, since it is the Holiday Season and all, would you like to share a Christmas bottle (or three) of Herradura Tequila Especial with your Papa Chuy Viejo?!?!?

 

[Neil San Diego]

Not a big fan of tequila in my desserts. Besides, we don't have a cat to wipe the counter with.

Now, if yer talking boubon (or rye!), ya got my ear...

 

[user 6393]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tekillya

:wubsmiley:

Be carefull, if it don't kill ya, it could make your clothes fall off. :dribble: At least that's what the song says.

Say Barb, since it is the Holiday Season and all, would you like to share a Christmas bottle (or three) of Herradura Tequila Especial with your Papa Chuy Viejo?!?!?

Herradura?

IN!!!

 

[Niehart]

Herradura Tequila Especial [note to self, remember this]

 

[user 6393]

Herradura Tequila Especial [note to self, remember this]