TEXAS CODE TALKERS

[Clark Kent]

Yanktar,

Sorry about the name. I looked and looked to see if it was a Y or a V.

I typed V and Y on my computer and as you can see, the V looked more like the letter in your name than the Y so I took a chance and lost. Sorry again.

Renne, (I think) is a great actress and a real looker. A Top Texan as far as I am concerned. But it's all in the eye of the beholder!

Heck, I know some guys who don't like the looks of the FJR. :nono: God will probably blind them for that! B)

CK :super1:

 

[gypsy]

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders --- YES! :good:

Dallas Cowboys --- NO! :bad:

 

[Just Plain Dave]

Vanktar,  Did Just Pain Dave just duck the comeback?  I bet he is a politician.
Probably the Gov. of Texas using a different name for this site. 

I told everone you meet the nicest people on a FJR.   

Gosh, the Gov. of Texas!

From now on I'll be refering to Just Plain Dave  :haha: (ya right) as Gov.

It's the only fair thing to do!

He could be Renne's new boyfriend too and doesn't want the notoriaty! :wub:   :airkiss:

CK :super1:

I flunked lying, cheating, and stealing 101. My name was added to the "Do not hire" list for the positions of lawyer, politician, and TV evangelist. I had to settle for computer technician for 37 years. :blink:

 

[Clark Kent]

:

I flunked lying, cheating, and stealing 101. My name was added to the "Do not hire" list for the positions of lawyer, politician, and TV evangelist. I had to settle for computer technician for 37 years. :blink:

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Schazzzzammm! We need this guy. Dave, We don't care about the lying, cheating, stealing, etc. (hell, for all you know, I might not really be superman!) You know computers!! Your our man, man!

You can be the Gov. or Pres. Just keep that advice for computers handy!

We will even let you WIN the next one! :haha:

You guys from Texas are all right! :clap: :clap: :clap:

CK :super1:

 

[TejasFJR]

If Renne Zelwigger is from Texas,  I'm all for Texas!!!  :wub:   :wub:   :wub:        
Renne Zelwigger would make any place on earth look beautiful!  (and she just makes Texas that much prettier!) :wub:  

CK :super1:

Here's my quick list of famous Texans:

Renee Zellweger

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Tommy Lee Jones

Farrah Fawcett

Jaclyn Smith

Joan Crawford

Morgan Fairchild

Brooke Burns

Kate Capshaw

Eva Longoria

Sharon Tate

Anna Nicole Smith

Robin Wright Penn

Jessica Simpson

Hilary Duff

I figured that between Hilary and Sharon Tate we'd get a broad age spectrum

 

[Just Plain Dave]

(hell, for all you know,  I might not really be superman!)

Hey, this isn't a subject to be joking about!!! I've already lost Santa, the Easter bunny, and the tooth fairy. I have only one bubble left and you're threatening to burst it. Please say you're Superman, or life no longer has any meaning. :russian:

 

[Clark Kent]

(hell, for all you know,  I might not really be superman!)

Hey, this isn't a subject to be joking about!!! I've already lost Santa, the Easter bunny, and the tooth fairy. I have only one bubble left and you're threatening to burst it. Please say you're Superman, or life no longer has any meaning. :russian: :nono: superman has saved the day! :super1:

You have just been swooped! I swooped down and took that gun away from you.

Fear not, for Superman lives! Yes, I am superman. The man of Steel! (I like the Steelers too) :haha:

You may sleep well tonight as I will be on guard, always vigilant!

Now what this with Anna Nicole Smith? :bad: :bad: :bad: :bad: :bad: (full 5 pukes) :haha:

She is enough to gag a maggot! A two sack face. You put one on your own head in case hers fall off!!

I'd have Mississippi adopt her fast!

Remember now. No more depression! :russian: :nono:

CK :super1:

 

[Just Plain Dave]

You have just been swooped!  I swooped down and took that gun away from you.
Fear not, for Superman lives!  Yes, I am superman.  The man of Steel! (I like the Steelers too) :haha:

You may sleep well tonight as I will be on guard, always vigilant!

Now what this with Anna Nicole Smith?  :bad:   :bad:   :bad:   :bad:   :bad:   (full 5 pukes) :haha:

She is enough to gag a maggot! A two sack face.  You put one on your own head in case hers fall off!!

I'd have Mississippi adopt her fast!

Remember now.  No more depression! :russian:   :nono:

CK :super1:  :nono:

Thank you so much. Life is good again. Please continue to fight evil where ever you may find it. I will sleep good tonight. My faith is restored.

I believe that along with your super powers, you also have super intelligence. Perhaps you can show Anna Nicole Smith the error of her ways and turn her into another Lois Lane. (Maybe Lois 4Lane with speed bumps?)

 

[Clark Kent]

You are talking about Ann Kryptonite Nicole Smith to me. Why do you think I turn green uke: at the mention of her name?

CK :super1:

PS anyone for this color for the 07 FJR uke: :haha: The color is it's own answer.

 

[ladybug]

Have to add Matthew McConaughey, guys.

 

[Clark Kent]

He doen't do anything for me, but then Clark Gable didn't do it for me either.

I assume,the name ladybug, indicates this guy get your interests up. :wub:

Lois would be impressed too, and SHE already has the man of Steel! :super1:

 

[mbottoms]

Boast Pullover Wind Breaker $49

Firstgear Wind Pants $79

Moose Racing Enduro Jacket $199

Still riding my beautiful 05

very fast FJR1300 to work

without heated clothing PRICELESS !!!!!

ONLY IN TEXAS, BABY

Mark

 

[Clark Kent]

How about the skin grafts for your frozen fingers? :cold:

That wouldn't be "Priceless". :haha:

CK :super1:

 

[mbottoms]

Hey Clark,

I've got one digit left and it's just for you. :****:

Mark

 

[Clark Kent]

mbottoms,

I have been looking for an opportunity to use this one. It does seem to be the correct one for you Bottoms :******: :haha:

Thanks for pointing the way with that finger!

CK :super1:

 

[mbottoms]

Very funny CK.

You make me laugh long time.

Mark

 

[Clark Kent]

Humor is good for the soul.

CK :super1:

 

[odot]

Renee is only good for one thing. Horizontal stimulation. Were we talking about texas? Oh, yeah....we were. Sandra bullock lives in texas too.....and she is only good for one thing also. Kelly clarkson is from texas.....once she lost weight...she was only good for one thing, too. Am I turning this into a "hot chicks from texas" thread?........"who are only good for one thing?". :lol:

 

[TejasFJR]

Janine Turner lives outside of the Dallas/Ft. Worth area.

My sister in law ha seen her at fund raising events and one time backed up into her and brushed up against her butt. I tell her yeah right she accidently backed up and brushed her hand... like I've never done that one before.

 

[odot]

I would just have goosed her....she's got a nice ***. I can take a slap in the face....of course I don't know who in their right mind would invite me to a fund raising tryst. :lol: