NTXFJR
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Ok, Dark in Here reminded me of this one:
This man got off of work early one Friday and decided to surprise his wife and take her out somewhere, He lived in a 3rd story apartment.
He came walking in the door and anounced "honey, I'm home!" to which his wife came out ot the bedroom quickly shutting the door behind her with her bathrobe on, hair mussed up, and acting a bit nervous that he was home so early.
He put 2 and 2 together and asked if she'd been cheating on him. He told her to tell him where that sob was cause he was going to kick some ***.
She denied that anything was going on and said nobody was there.
He said, don't give me that, I know you've been cheating, now tell me where that sob is at.
There was silence at that point. So he goes into the bedroom and looks everywhere, closet, under the bed, bathroom, nothing.
He always had a bad temper, so he is fuming by now. He comes out into the living room looking everywhere, nothing, dining room ,nothing.
The further he goes, the more his temper is getting to him, by the time he gets to the kitchen, he is in a full blown rage.
He checks the pantry, nothing there either. In an act of fury, he picks up the refrigerator and throws it out the window. It goes falling down 3 stories and crashes onto the sidewalk below.
Next thing he knows, the man is standing in line at the pearly gates with a couple of other fellas. Peter looks at him and informs him that is wasn't his time to be there, asks him what his story is.
Well says the husband, all I know is I threw this refrigerator out of my window in a fit of rage, died of a heart attack, and next thing I know, I'm standing here in front of you.
Hmpf says Peter, what a waste. Number 2, it wasn't your time either, what's your story?
Well, explains the man, all I know is I was walking down this sidewalk, minding my own business and this refrigerator crashes down on me. Next thing I know I'm here in front of you.
Hmpf says Peter, that is a waste too. Number 3, it wasn't your time either, what's your story?
Well, explains the man, all I know is I was sitting in this refrigerator minding my own business, next thing I know I'm here in front of you.
This man got off of work early one Friday and decided to surprise his wife and take her out somewhere, He lived in a 3rd story apartment.
He came walking in the door and anounced "honey, I'm home!" to which his wife came out ot the bedroom quickly shutting the door behind her with her bathrobe on, hair mussed up, and acting a bit nervous that he was home so early.
He put 2 and 2 together and asked if she'd been cheating on him. He told her to tell him where that sob was cause he was going to kick some ***.
She denied that anything was going on and said nobody was there.
He said, don't give me that, I know you've been cheating, now tell me where that sob is at.
There was silence at that point. So he goes into the bedroom and looks everywhere, closet, under the bed, bathroom, nothing.
He always had a bad temper, so he is fuming by now. He comes out into the living room looking everywhere, nothing, dining room ,nothing.
The further he goes, the more his temper is getting to him, by the time he gets to the kitchen, he is in a full blown rage.
He checks the pantry, nothing there either. In an act of fury, he picks up the refrigerator and throws it out the window. It goes falling down 3 stories and crashes onto the sidewalk below.
Next thing he knows, the man is standing in line at the pearly gates with a couple of other fellas. Peter looks at him and informs him that is wasn't his time to be there, asks him what his story is.
Well says the husband, all I know is I threw this refrigerator out of my window in a fit of rage, died of a heart attack, and next thing I know, I'm standing here in front of you.
Hmpf says Peter, what a waste. Number 2, it wasn't your time either, what's your story?
Well, explains the man, all I know is I was walking down this sidewalk, minding my own business and this refrigerator crashes down on me. Next thing I know I'm here in front of you.
Hmpf says Peter, that is a waste too. Number 3, it wasn't your time either, what's your story?
Well, explains the man, all I know is I was sitting in this refrigerator minding my own business, next thing I know I'm here in front of you.
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