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parnellIII

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I figured out how to cure the supposed heat problems of the mighty FJR.

1. Pickup truck or trailor required.

2. Start pick up truck and turn a/c onto max blasting position.

3. Load FJR into truck bed or trailor.

4. Now that you've worked up a sweat get into truck and go for a ride.

5. Remember to wear your safety gear! ;)

Let the name calling begin!

Just wanted to lighten up every ones day.

 
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I dunno, I'm kinda mad that my '05 FJR didn't come with all the 'features':

o It doesn't roast my nuts off.

o The throttle springs haven't given me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

o No whistling, ticking, or grinding

o No jerking or cupping.

o The sidestand remains in the down position when I leave the bike.

o My legs reach from the seat to the surface of the earth.

o It stops when I pull the right hand lever and press the foot pedal.

o No notches in my transmission.

I'm starting to think I got ripped off. Maybe my bike is defective.

The only problem I'm aware of is a constant high-pitched whining coming from other FJR's---from the thing that holds the handlebars.... :p

 
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Anybody else ever had the lemon dream cake at Olive Garden? That's like crack cocaine to this homeboy... :dribble:

 
I dunno, I'm kinda mad that my '05 FJR didn't come with all the 'features':
o It doesn't roast my nuts off.

o The throttle springs haven't given me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

o No whistling, ticking, or grinding

o No jerking or cupping.

o The sidestand remains in the down position when I leave the bike.

o My legs reach from the seat to the surface of the earth.

o It stops when I pull the right hand lever and press the foot pedal.

o No notches in my transmission.

I'm starting to think I got ripped off. Maybe my bike is defective.

The only problem I'm aware of is a constant high-pitched whining coming from other FJR's---from the thing that holds the handlebars.... :p
I couldn't have said that any better. :D B)

 
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