The Altar Boy

[bigjohnsd]

You dont have to be a Catholic to appreciate this, but it helps.

*The Altar Boy*

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks,

'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father,

I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

'Well, Joey,

I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later

so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.

'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,

and his friend Franco slides over

and whispers,

'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

 

[HotRodZilla]

!!!!!

 

[Birdman2010]

Hahahaahaaa!!!! Brilliant!!!!

 

[Old Michael]

John, nice to see they're all sinful Italian girls, ... instead of innocent Irish lasses.

Bless you, my son.

 

[Abercrombie FJR]

John, nice to see they're all sinful Italian girls, ... instead of innocent Irish lasses.
Bless you, my son.

I spent seven weeks in Italy in the early 80s chasing those sinful Italian girls.

 

[FJRay]

John, nice to see they're all sinful Italian girls, ... instead of innocent Irish lasses.
Bless you, my son.

I spent seven weeks in Italy in the early 80s chasing those sinful Italian girls.

Well fess up Kevin, how many did you catch??

 

[Pterodactyl]

John, nice to see they're all sinful Italian girls, ... instead of innocent Irish lasses.
Bless you, my son.

Ah, twere Beemerdons only here to expound upon the virtues of the Irish Lassies.

 

[HotRodZilla]

My first serious high school girlfriend was the Italian Foreign Exchange Student. She was older than me. That was an AWESOME year!!

 

[SacramentoMike]

An older woman. AND European. Bet it was awesome! ;-)

 

[Old Michael]

My first serious high school girlfriend was the blind Italian Foreign Exchange Student.

Still, an incredibly charitable gesture on her part.

 

[Pterodactyl]

She was also deaf, dumb, blind and had a poor sense of smell.

 

[steveoreno]

John, nice to see they're all sinful Italian girls, ... instead of innocent Irish lasses.
Bless you, my son.

The Irish girls rake you over the coals and you get nothing in return...........

 

[bigjohnsd]

I remember Ireland differently, must have been my cologne.