The Colonel is Alive and Well

[Ignacio]

My favorite road in the world is the Extraterrestrial Highway in Nevada. Having done 7 laps by the little town of Rachel I was struck by how remote things were...and dead straight the road was.

This is a good overview of the area.

Turns out Colonel Sanders thinks it's pretty cool. Zoom in closer and see.

Construction

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[ShinyPartsUp]

My favorite road in the world is the Extraterrestrial Highway in Nevada. Having done 7 laps by the little town of Rachel I was struck by how remote things were...and dead straight the road was.
This is a good overview of the area.

Turns out Colonel Sanders thinks it's pretty cool. Zoom in closer and see.

Construction

It's another one o' them gummint coverups! It was really the grays!

Gummint faked the moon landing too ya know. Back in '74 me and Bubba....

 

[dcarver]

Hmmm. Aliens. The Colonel. Ignacio. I detecting pattern here!

 

[El Cajone]

I stopped at the Little Alien Bar in Rachel on my way across Nevada last September. I think it's the closest settlement to Area 51 (which really does exist). Along that part of the highway there are road signs that say, "Beware low flying aircraft."

I was thinking, "Geez, how low do these suckers fly?" And what the hell are you supposed to do? Duck? Slide the bike? Put it in the ditch? If aliens are flying these things, do they get it when you flip them the bird?

Wasn't covered in motorcycle school.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Grilled crop circles please....

 

[RenoJohn]

I was thinking, "Geez, how low do these suckers fly?" And what the hell are you supposed to do? Duck? Slide the bike? Put it in the ditch? If aliens are flying these things, do they get it when you flip them the bird?

It just depends, but one thing I can tell you, they ain't really happy about the colonel and the fowl he peddles. They much prefer beef, and they show their dissatisfaction by picking up local cows and dropping them on passing moto-bikes. This one damn near got me ....I was lucky, some riders haven't faired as well.

This is a very special corner of planet earth, but you sure as phuck don't want to piss of the aliens.

 

[Old Michael]

This one damn near got me ....I was lucky, some riders haven't faired as well.

Maybe that were just trying to put that fugly bike out of its misery?

 

[Wee Willy]

Note the weird incision marks on the cow too. And that triangular section with the hair removed...This cow was experimented on fur sure.

Dang Reno...you sure were lucky. I'll bet you din't even see the saucer it fell from.

W2

 

[RenoJohn]

I'll bet you din't even see the saucer it fell from.

Actually, I did. I appeared from the horizon and flew over, then went and sucked a cow up in the spacecraft. It then dis-appeared in the horizon ......but, then not 2 seconds later it re-appeared on the opposite horizon, flew over me and dropped the cow --who was none too appreciative as it moaned on it's way down to planet earth. ....eventually hitting the ground a few feet from me like a bag of wet cement.
Willy some crazy sheit out there and next time I expect you'll be with me.

 

[dcarver]

This one damn near got me ....I was lucky, some riders haven't faired as well.

Maybe that were just trying to put that fugly bike out of its misery?

That ain't no fugly bike, just sayin'...

Now then, mamma kaw?

'Different story..

 

[Warchild]

Holy ******* ****, if I rode a bike as ugly as that, I'd be expecting dead cows to be raining down on me constantly.

:lol:

 

[dcarver]

Holy ******* ****, if I rode a bike as ugly as that, I'd be expecting dead cows to be raining down on me constantly.

:lol:

This from a guy riding a Hay-A-Busa? Just sayin'! :lol:

 

[RenoJohn]

Between Ancient Mike and Mr Warchild calling my bike "fugly"

....combined with the backdoor comments that I've received from non-believers on the UFO/Alien story.

Well, I'm about an utter away from going Mad-Cow on all of your *****.

So let me start with the doubters, and point you to a few videos of exactly what I witnessed out on the Exra-Terrestrial hwy:

Video 1 here(CLICKY)

Video 2 Here(CLICKY)

 

[juniorfjr]

That cow looks ripe enough to just explode, been in the sun awhile.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

That cow looks ripe enough to just explode, been in the sun awhile.

I don't want to know how you know.

 

[Bugnatr]

Just consider that beef pre cooked.

 

[RenoJohn]

That cow looks ripe enough to just explode, been in the sun awhile.

Yes, I can see how to the naive eye it might appear that way ....but it is the heat from flying saucer that causes this, not to mention the trauma from the fall back to planet earth. Probably best explained by the video: