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Bud Light Real Man of Genius
>Talking Dog
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>While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and
>a sheep, and began a conversation.
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>Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
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>Indian: "Dog no talk."
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>Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it goin'?"
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>Dog: "Doin' all right."
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>Indian: Look of shock.
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>Cowboy, pointing at the Indian: "Is this Indian your owner?"
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>Dog: "Yep ."
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>Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
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>Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes
>me the lake once a week to play."
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>Indian: Look of total disbelief.
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>Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
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>Indian: "Horse no talk."
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>Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
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>Horse: "Cool."
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>Indian: Extreme look of shock.
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>Cowboy, pointing at Indian again: "Is this your owner?"
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>Horse: "Yep."
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>Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
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>Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
>me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
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>Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
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>Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
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>Indian: "Sheep liar"
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>While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and
>a sheep, and began a conversation.
>
>
>
>Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
>
>
>
>Indian: "Dog no talk."
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>
>Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it goin'?"
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>Dog: "Doin' all right."
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>Indian: Look of shock.
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>Cowboy, pointing at the Indian: "Is this Indian your owner?"
>
>
>
>Dog: "Yep ."
>
>
>
>Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
>
>
>
>Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes
>me the lake once a week to play."
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>Indian: Look of total disbelief.
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>
>
>Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
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>Indian: "Horse no talk."
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>Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
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>Horse: "Cool."
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>Indian: Extreme look of shock.
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>Cowboy, pointing at Indian again: "Is this your owner?"
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>Horse: "Yep."
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>
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>Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
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>
>
>Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
>me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
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>Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
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>Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
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>Indian: "Sheep liar"
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