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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day,when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck...'

 
Let Kevin and I tell you the joke about a circumcised Irish or Polish Baby real quick; before that Killjoy Limey mcatrophy comes along to buzzkill it!
You're just jealous because I can remember these being told before, and you can't.

Makes my memory superior to yours
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. Not that that's saying much
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Now, what derogatory adjective can I use to describe an Irish/Mexican/American without getting a contract put out on me
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?

 
Now, what derogatory adjective can I use to describe an Irish/Mexican/American without getting a contract put out on me :bad: ?
Oh, that's easy.....

Zilla!

:) :) :) :) :)
No, won't keep me safe. HRZ would take that as an insult as well, so both of them would be after me.
They might even combine forces ...

 
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