The Glasgow copper

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A smart arse London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living daylights out of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

 
I dunno about "Glasgow Copper" ... that lawyer is lucky he didnae get a Glasgow kiss!!

Google it :)

 
Hi Twigg,

Don't have goggle Glasgow Kiss, lived in an area with a number of Scot immigrants. Bagpipes and Scotch on New Years Eve, what a way to start a new year! Waking after I always felt a bit seedy.

 
I dunno about "Glasgow Copper" ... that lawyer is lucky he didnae get a Glasgow kiss!!
Google it
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Yeah or he didnae get the 'ol Spanish Archer

 
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