The Great White North Liberation Army Invasion Report

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After my mandatory reporting in at the local Tim Hortons on Saturday morning to collect my orders (and donuts) we pointed the dog sled west to pick up the other portion of the invasion force. By some quirk of nature I did not run into the usual 3 hour traffic jam across Toronto so I was way ahead of schedule by the time I reached Wingham so I decided to pull in to gather further supplies for the invasion fleet....

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As I walked in to this particular armoury there was something very particular about this place. The first thing I spotted was a large flat panel TV which in itself is quite out of place for a Timmy's but was even stranger was there was no hockey being displayed. This is just wrong.

Add to this the fact that in the same area where was a fireplace and comfy lounge chairs. I was starting to think I had stumbled into a Starbucks instead. I went back outside to check but did not see any GS BMW's. Going back inside and checking the menu list the coffee was way too cheap to be a Starbucks so I went ahead and ordered my Grilled Cheese Panini & coffee....

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With the new supplies in hand if was off the attempt to find Casa del Huron52. That clever Canuck had carefully camouflaged his location from the folks that provide the maps for the Toyota Nav System since Point Clark did not compute on the SUV's GPS. Neither the the town of Ripley which I have seen mentioned in the past.

Being a very clever Canuck myself I had a Plan B and determined that Tom was not quite clever enough to hide from Google Maps on my iPhone. With some triangulation between the iPhone and the SUV's Nav System I was able to pinpoint a location and soon found myself at Tom's doorstep....

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Pam already had steak in the oven and we sat down for a great feed and planned out our clever invasion.

The next morning we had already had our landing craft carefully packed in the trailer and were thinking about leaving at daybreak ....

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Unfortunately daybreak does not come to these parts till June so we set out for the border in the dark. Before making the front lines we needed another stop for more invasion supplies. The generals were holding a planning session at the corner table....

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In honour of St Patty one of the planners was properly decked out.

A quick stop at the Duty Free to spare us any of that watered down Yankee swill and we crossed over the border. All documentation was in proper order so we cleared Homeland Security and were allowed to run amok in the Great US of A.

First stop was a stop at the first Cracker Barrel restaurant we came to to preform some intel....

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Sorry but if Grits is the Yanks answer to Poutine then this is an epic fail!!! The rest of the grub was quite good....

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Pam seemed to be enjoying herself....

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We made excellent progress towards our objective but made a tactical error just before St Louis when we filled Tom's diesel truck with biodiesel. The truck is taking exception to this and while we re still making progress it is at a slightly diminished pace. Once we burn this crap off and get some proper go juice in the tank we hope to be back at full strength.....

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We considered the most direct route via Denver and over the Loveland Pass but a check of the Loveland Pass road conditions on the internet put us back on my original plan to swing south through the Texas Panhandle and stay out of the mountain passes.

-to be continued-

 
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If you bunch of girls come through Albuquerque...

1~You're too ******* far south.

2~Send me a PM and we'll make time for some good beer. Not that Molson Ice crap you Eskimo wannabes usually drink.

That is all...Drive safe and see you all soon...I'm jonesing to head out!

 
You fellas made pretty good time, despite having a gurl with ya..
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Try and have a good time though I'm sure zilla's whining might case problems.
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If you bunch of girls come through Albuquerque...
1~You're too ******* far south.
We are so sick of seeing snow we thought we would come south for a while. When we checked road conditions around Loveland Pass it didn't look pretty and Tom's Ram Dually doesn't do snow. Without a set of chains we decided to be a wimp like the Zonies.

 
So does that mean you're coming through Albuquerque??

And don't listen to Bust. He's drunk again and has whining confused with winning. :****:

 
I see that my Canadian compatriots are launching their attack from an undisclosed location.

I suggest that all Americans lock their doors now! They will probably be removing the FJRs from the trailer soon!

JSNS

 
Bill,

Will be nice to see you again.

Haven't talked since we all went on the Mexico's Copper Canyon Tour.

Joe (Tucson Joe)

 
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So does that mean you're coming through Albuquerque??
And don't listen to Bust. He's drunk again and has whining confused with winning. https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/****.gif
We just finished a steak at the Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo TX...

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We watched some fool try to put away a 72 oz steak in 50 minutes ....

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No, that is a different fool.

The A Plan is to run through Albuquerque tomorrow around noon and head north and maybe make Moab or at least to Shiprock. We really did make great time today....

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The run today even included a stop in Tulsa OK for some excellent Mexican cuisine....

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The lunch stop was excellent and put us back on the road and headed for steak in Cattle Country.

I was just on the phone with HotRodZilla and he is planning a defence against the Great White North Liberation Army invasion in Albuquerque. We Canadians are a pretty sly bunch however and he will probably sleep through our entire attack as we take over the South-West.

 
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Looking forward to the next installment Bill!
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Sounds like y'all better keep the truck away from biofuel though...

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Sounds like y'all better keep the truck away from biofuel though...

--G
That night I went on the Ram Diesel forum and read up on the issues around using biodiesel. We don't have that **** in Ontario so we didn't know any better when we took on fuel at the last fuel stop on Sunday. The next morning the truck sorted itself out but we did have an engine trouble light on the dash until we were able to dilute enough of the biodiesel with the real thing. The truck is now back to normal and the engine trouble light is clear.

We are not completely sure if was the fuel that caused the issue or the very wet weather that night coming into St Louis but we will not be running any more biodiesel on this trip just to make sure.

 
Amarillo = Sasketchewan south.

If you decide to run North a bit, run up through Cimarron NM, there is a very cool old hotel with gunshot holes in the ceiling/walls from back in the day. Likely you want because you'll be running at some elevation through Cimarron Canyon and Angel Fire.

Shiprock gave me the creeps. That **** just doesn't belong where it is. Reminded me of Lord of the Rings.

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We got off to another good start and headed up the road aways until the truck needed some more diesel. The gas station had a restaurant that was open for breakfast but no one was eating so we took a little trek off the highway into town and found a cafe that had a bunch of pickup trucks parked in front and a Texas State Trooper car. We took this as a good sign that the food would be good and we were not disappointed....

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This omelette was big enough to feed the entire Great White North Liberation Army and then some. It tasted even better than it looks. So if you are ever in Northern Texas (though why you would because there is nothing there except for a couple of cows) and find yourself off of I40 west of Amarillo look for this place .....

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After an hour of watching cows go by then scenery changed after crossing over into New Mexico and we got to watch rocks and scrub go by. By the time we reached Albuquerque Pam was having a serious case of shopping withdrawal. HotRodZilla had given us directions to his place so we packed up the entire Army and headed for some eats before letting Pam loose in the Old Town shopping area to run amok.
Pam put Tom to good use as a pack mule....

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AJ had a little surprise for Pam however when he busted her for Shopping out of Season....

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We got her bailed out of the county lockup and took off before she got us into any more trouble. I had checked out some rooms in Farmington that also had a hot tub for us and a Walmart right next door for Pam so we are bedding down for the night. We plan to make Moab in the morning and hopefully get an afternoon ride in so I can officially make this into a motorcycle related thread and not get busted by the powers that be for not being on-topic. However, given how this thread has gone so far I lost track of what exactly the topic is. I'm sure Bust will be along to straighten me out.

The Great White Liberation Army is steadily reaching its final objective. We are approaching from the south and will completely catch them off guard since who would think that Canadians would come from the South....

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Tomorrow - Getting Dirt Bikes Dirty.

 
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"The Great White Liberation Army is steadily reaching its final objective. We are approaching from the south and will completely catch them off guard since who would think that Canadians would come from the South...."

Brilliant move!

Keep one eye open anytime AJ is about.

 
Loved the Big Texan when we stopped there last year! We even got the free limo treatment from the hotel!

 
The Great White North Liberation Army is currently stalled in Farmington. The truck is currently being serviced at the Ram dealer for a leaking crank seal but the dealer here is a big Ram dealer and they have all the required parts and we will finish our assault on Moab later today. We will arrive in Moab just in time to attack the Microbrewery and make that our headquarters for the rest of the weekend.
We figure if we hold the microbrewery the rest of the town will fall in short order.

Continuing the invasion theme humor......

The failed seal is a counter insurgency effort. Clearly the location of the attempt was an utter intelligence failure as parts are readily available at the nearby Dodge dealer.

Glad you will be your way in short order and hopefully the coin loss will be minimal.

Okay, 'fitter.
I count aboot 20 photos (so far) in this "ride report".
19 of 'em are shots of food...
An army doesn't travel on an empty stomach.

While waiting on the truck we walked over to the local Starbucks. It was easy to find. All we had to do was look for all the GS BMW's...

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Earlier in the day we walked over to Dad's Dinner for a short stack if hotcakes. What they lacked in height they more then made up for it in height.....

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These things were bigger than a LP record. Since we had some time we went over to the Sears stores and checked out the Craftsman tool selection. We were looking for some tools that would be appropriate for Bust's use at the upcoming Tech Day.

We believe we found something appropriate for a girlie man like Bust...

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We finally got the truck serviced by the late afternoon and were on our way. The final part of the drive up Hwy 191 just south of Moab offered some fantastic scenery but the lighting was not good for photos. I would like to go back over the next few days if the weather co-operates and I can great some decent lighting to do the scenery justice.

Once we checked in we went back in town to start the main offensive on the Moab Microbrewery. Pam wasn't hungry so she just ordered this salad....

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Tomorrow the bikes finally get out to play. For those that do not know FODS = FJR Owners Dirt Squids. I fully suspect that Don will prove this to be true.

 
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