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The History Of The Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know

it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope

that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know

something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory

over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured

English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to

draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of

fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the

native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as

"plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and

began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated

French, sa! ying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant

cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals

fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the

one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the

longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

 
You need serious help. And if I were a licensed psychiatrist, I'd give it to you. :D

 
Scab, relax..... I'm sure once TWN see's it, he'll attempt to give fencer all the help he needs :lol: ....

 
Hey, Fencer, what are you doing home? You're supposed to be working.

 
Hey Scab,....you his boss or what?....maybe he's home for some "the kids have gone to school nooky"?....

 
Since it's in "Jokes" it may not need to be said but, FYI, that story's been confirmed as untrue.
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Next thing you know....Toe will say there's no Easter bunny or Santa Claus....."you *******"....thanks for shattering my allusions (delusions).... :cray: ..... :eek: ......

 
Next thing you know....Toe will say there's no Easter bunny or Santa Claus....."you *******"....thanks for shattering my allusions (delusions).... :cray: ..... :eek: ......
Au contraire. They both hang out somewhere in the mountains between Afghanistan & Pakistan with the tooth fairy and those other mythological characters.
 
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with thelongbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!
I'm not a pheasant plucker,

I'm a pheasant pluckers son,

I'm only plucking pheasants .

till the pheasant plucker comes !!

Say it 5 times fast.. I dare ya!!

 
The story relates to the practice of cutting off a enemy archers bow-drawing index and middle finger after capture. Hence the upward 2 finger salute/insult from the archers that haven't been clipped.

There is a half truth there.

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