After our tasty meal, and a quick jaunt through a downpour to a liquor store after dinner for some in-room beverages, we retired for the evening and slept a sound traveler’s sleep.
This is the first trip I’ve taken with No Plan. It’s been a different experience for me. It seems to me that the daily grind, working for The Man in Corporate America, kinda wants to suck that out of you.
You are supposed to have A Plan for Your Career.
A Plan for Your Life.
A Plan for This.
A Plan for That.
A Plan for Your Vacation becomes second nature, at least that’s how it has worked for me.
It’s been an enlightening experience to Have No Plan. To celebrate Having No Plan. Call me weird, but for this left-brained geek, it’s like trying to write with my left hand.
Yeah, I can do it, kind of, but man does it feel . . . weird . . . and I can feel my mind working in ways it normally doesn’t.
Cool.
This is my 8th day on the road. Mrs. BikerGeek has been along for 5 of them. Her dad had Major Surgery which delayed her departure; I’m very happy to report that he is doing great! It’s a Thursday and we don’t have to be home until tomorrow.
We’re in Chicago. Our home is in Columbus, OH. How to get there from here. Hmm…
Well, I’ve made the direct drive from Chicago to Columbus and it freakin’ sucks. Screw that.
After perusing some maps (I woulda just thrown a dart at the screen of the laptop but <1> I didn’t have any darts with me and <b> the smoke might have gotten out of the laptop after getting hit with a dart; that would be bad) I semi-randomly chose southern Indiana as the area to go visit. I heard from some Jaegermeister-devouring-FJR-rider that there are some good roads there…
And so we began our trip home. Coulda done it in 7 or 8 hours. Instead we took two days.
Off to southern Indiana!
To get from Chicago to southern Indiana, we first had to go through northern Illinois. And northern Indiana.
Eek.
We did start off by seeing the Round Barn.
A barn pic for you barn pic folks.
And there was a small town church.
I deliberately planned a route of all back roads, no interstates.
We saw a lot of this.
Every now and then, a little store along the road. I think I liked the Route 66-themed places better. They had more character.
It’s not that there’s a lull in pictures. It’s the fact that there’s a lull in stuff to take pictures of!
At one point Mrs. BikerGeek said, “Didn’t we already SEE this a couple of times already??”
Repetitive pictures of flat-lands and farms start all looking alike after a while.
Finally – what’s that up there? HEY! Get the camera ready! There’s something to take pictures of!
You really, REALLY know you’re in the flat lands when you see a herd of these things.
There were a CRAP load of these things in the farm.
It reminded me of a conversation I participated in / overheard at SFO about the speed of the blades. Yeah, they don’t look like they’re going very fast, but the tips of the blades are pushing supersonic.
If you’ve ever seen the blades of one of these things being hauled on a flatbed on the highway, you know how deceptively large they are.
We did roll through a few small towns. I wonder if they allow dancing here?
Perhaps the rebellious youths play chicken on their farm tractors.
Let me say that rolled for a while and saw … um … come on vocabulary, don’t fail me now… NOTHING!! No towns, no interesting things to photograph … I was kind of afraid Mrs. BikerGeek would fall asleep before I did. DANG it was boring for a while.
Eventually we were looking for something, ANYthing, and we were a bit hungry for lunch and could also use facilities.
What the heck do we come across in the Middle Of Nowhere, Indiana (actually a bit NW of Indianapolis), but this. A firggin DQ.
Mrs. BikerGeek called this “An oasis in the middle of nowhere.” No kidding!
Now I don’t want to crack on people who work at DQ. Anything but. However…
The kid running the register… Well, I don’t think he was too bright.
We placed our orders. We are standing there in full riding gear (sans helmets).
He asks, “Is that for here or to go?”
What?! REALLY??
25 smart-ass lines run through my head.
What do I say?
“For here.” But it was in a tone that added “dumbass” to the end.
Wow. Master Of The Obvious he certainly ain’t. Not that I’m gonna put Mensa to shame or anything, but wow… It takes effort to be that oblivious.
We got our food anyway, chowed down, and got back on the road.
Wabbit twacks!
No, try railroad tracks.
I think I’ve been on the road too long.
As we headed farther south, the scenery and the roads did – FINALLY – begin to provide something to look at.
I can say we have seen lots of small-town-America during this trip.
Hmm…
I’m liking this over the windmill farms from earlier today.
Some road with some actual turns here and there.
Eventually we made it to Bloomington, IN. As a Columbus native, let me say that Bloomington, home of Indiana University, is a neat, scenic town. I liked it. What I didn’t like was the traffic. We’d tried to get a room in Bloomington, but the hotels on our list were all sold out. We think it was graduation weekend.
We hopped off at a gas station by a Harley dealer to stretch for a bit and drink some water.
I’d performed some deep consultation with Dr. Zumo and had a route to take us to our home for the evening in Columbus, IN. It took us east on Route 46 out of Bloomington.
Ahhh…. After too-many-hundreds of miles of nothing, it was so nice to see hills again!
After riding for days in rain and / or very threatening skies, it was so relaxing to actually see blue sky.
To repeat myself – this beats the hell outta windmill farms.
Route 46, between Bloomington, IN, and Columbus, IN, is a beautiful ride. The traffic sucked (long lines of traffic stuck behind some ding-dong going 40 MpH), but the scenery was sooooo nice.
While in my deep consultation with Dr. Zumo, I had spotted a road that looked to be quite entertaining on a FJR.
Just past here Nashville, IN….
Is Route 135. We took it southbound to Freetown, and turned around.
Oh, yeah.
People here have covered bridges as part of their driveways!
Fun road, except when you’re stuck behind a Volkswagen.
Twisty road. WOO-HOO!!
Purty sweeper.
I’m not running off the road. Honest I’m not!
Stinkin’ cagers ruining all the fun. Zzzz…..
Ahh… Hills are so nice to see after hours of nothing.
If we would have had more time, I would have liked to have stopped here. In retrospect, we probably should have anyway. We had time. Dunno what’s there, but after stopping at that Standard Oil station a day or so ago… Oh, well. We’ll be back. I can find it again.
After maybe one or two strategic two-lane passes, we had the road to ourselves and I let Veejer take the bit and stretch her legs a bit.
Not stupid fast, just spirited.
I am not an aggressive rider. I don’t go crazy fast on the straights, I don’t have a mission to scrape every part that’s scrapeable.
Do I like to have fun? Yes. Riding at a spirited pace is fun for me.
Somewhere along here, It Happened.
Coming up on a 90-degree right-hander.
Perfect visibility – no oncoming traffic for at least 1 minute; the road is perfectly devoid of gravel or anything else.
I go in to the corner hot, especially for me.
Pick my turning point, countersteer and look through the corner, and…
!!!SCRRRRRAPE!!!!
WOO-HOO!!
Finally scraped a peg. I know, no biggie for some of you guys, but that tells me exactly how hard I can push this 2-up, fully-loaded pig of a FJR into a corner.
I cheered!
Mrs. BikerGeek: “What just happened?”
BG: “Scraped a peg. WOO-HOO!”
Mrs. BG: “Oh, wow. I thought we were gonna wreck.”
I scared her.
Oops.
I kinda laughed it off, but I don’t ever want her to be scared to ride with me.
Now that I know where that limit is, I won’t be trying to do that again. At least without warning her.
Eventually we made it to Freetown, turned around and headed back to Route 46, and on into Columbus, IN.
It was nice to escorted by these damn hippies after doom, gloom and clouds.
We made it to our home for the evening.
We went to the store up the road for some nightly refreshments before dinner and took a picture to celebrate our last night on the road of our journey.
Mrs. BikerGeek asked the front desk clerk at the hotel about places to have dinner. This one came up, and it’s walking distance. Hence, the pre-dinner libations.
It’s a Greek place run by authentic Greeks. Our waiter’s mannerisms were funny as hell to us. Nice guy, good service, but funny as hell.
Dessert food porn!
All this junk was kinda piled up on the table so decided to try to make it into some kind of meaningful picture. We’ve got the Zumo who has led me astray in many states, my new CyclePort gloves that are comfortable as hell (see epilogue for gear review for the trip), Rogue Dead Guy Ale (one of my favorite beers!), my Route 66 cooler I got at the World’s Largest Rocking Chair, my helmet, and my FJR hat. And, ironically enough, the tourist pamphlet for Columbus.
The final chapter awaits its birth, coming soon…