The Perfect Husband

[ahchiu]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the

club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer-ship and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[user 6393]

LOVE it! *LMAO*

 

[Steel]

OUCH!

 

[Ordrock]

If only I could get my wife to say things like that.

Man: I just saw a sweet motorcycle I would like to get

Wife: Stay the **** out of Cycle Town. I told those bastards not to let you in the store, get your ass home now.

Man: Shucky Darn

 

[Patriot]

whoa

oh crap, can't find my phone...

 

[big_smile_2u]

Had to rewrite it ... The Perfect Wife

Several women are in the locker room of a health club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a woman engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

WOMAN: "Hello"

MAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the spa?"

WOMAN: "Yes"

MAN: "I am at the gun shop now and found this awesome rife. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

WOMAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

MAN: "I also stopped by the Corvette dealer-ship and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."

WOMAN: "How much?"

MAN: "$90,000"

WOMAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

MAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the hunting ranch I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

WOMAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."

MAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

WOMAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The woman hangs up. The other women in the locker room are staring at her in astonishment, mouths agape.

She turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[FJRBluesman]

It is funny. This is actually an old commercial for a brokerage company. It's real funny on the tube, they way it plays out etc, and the guys listening in the back ground, because he has it on speaker phone.

 

[Old Michael]

Wife: Stay the **** out of Cycle Town. I told those bastards not to let you in the store, get your ass home now.

:rofl: :lol: :lol2: