The pervert.

[Surly]

Yesterday our phone rang, and my wife answered.

A pervert, with heavy breathing, said,
"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"

My wife replied,
"Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"

 

[dcarver]

Rock on, Sir Surly!

When you coming state side, anyhoo?

 

[kamal]

Nice one Steve!!

Is that a true story??

Al.

 

[Donal]

Very nice (as usual) Steve, but............

My wife found that absolutely f*cking hilarious, I wonder why?

 

[Bustanut joker]

Next time try calling a little later. I was napping and she woke me up...

 

[Surly]

Rock on, Sir Surly!

When you coming state side, anyhoo?

Hi Don,

I am saving my pennies and hope one day. We just got the Gen3s over here, so another item on my wish list.

Nice one Steve!!Is that a true story??

Al.

Hi Al,

Would I tell a fib just to get a laugh?

 

[Surly]

Next time try calling a little later. I was napping and she woke me up...

I found a parrot sitting on my front porch this morning.

He keeps saying,

"Good morning, you old fart."

Do you know if he belong to anybody on this FORUM?

 

[Bustanut joker]

Probably. Carver was supposed to baby sit mine and it flew out the window..

Just feed him cheap beer and cigar butts.

 

[Surly]

Very nice (as usual) Steve, but............
My wife found that absolutely f*cking hilarious, I wonder why?

Hi Donal,

I don't think it a coincidence that my wife thinks I am hilarious, at least I think she does because she often just looks at me and then laughs out loud.