The Taser

[Woodstock]

When MUCH younger, we used to play a game. You take a lamp cord and strip both wires and plug it in. We would all sit around a table and hold hands. The first person would hold one wire. The last person around the table would hold the other wire. You would get a mild tingly shock with about 6 people. Eventually someone would drop out. Then the five people would do it until someone droped out. Each time someone drops out the shock gets larger. Finally you get down to 2 people holding hands with each one holding one wire of the lamp cord and now your getting a pretty good hit. Finally there would be a winner. If you can call it that

Used to tie each end of the light cord to a nail then put a nail in each end of a hot dog to cook it when I was in college. Shouldn't touch the hot dog while it's plugged in though.

Pickles glow when you do that. Very cool.

 

[vinnie]

Hey S76,

I was wondering: that circle game you used to play...

do you ever find yourself transposing numbers, or seeing

"b"s as "d"s ? Just wondering how the brain had handled all

the electrical discharges.

Synapses still firing okay, bud? :lol:

 

[Clark Kent]

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really (and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"

hmmmmm--"5' long and 3/4" in Circumference," "pretty cute"? hmmmmm--

That was a dildo! :headbonk:

That's what happens to guys who play "Brokeback Mountain" when their straight! It doesn't work for them! :blushing:

 

[flying_monkey_girl]

You wuss.............!
I was in Hilton Head a few weeks back for a meeting. Six of us are staying at a buddy's house, right on the ocean. Well, long story short, we'd been playing golf that afternoon and consuming adult beverages. Then, we're laying by the pool. Next thing you know, it's about 9pm and we start talking about guns. A couple of us pull out our pieces - minus clips - and compare.

Jimmy (from FL - last name witheld to protect the innocent) whips out his new Taser he just bought for his wife. We then proceed to taze ourselves for shots to see who could last the longest. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Holy S&*(........that hurts like hell. I lasted about 1.2 seconds, but it felt like an hour. As an aside, Aaron, all 6'8", 320lbs of him, could take it for about 4 seconds.

I think you guys should stop playing golf....... it seems that would be the safest thing. :russian: