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wfooshee

O, Woe is me!!
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Tuesday morning on the ride to work I was heading down my usual road, and came across a disabled garbage truck on the opposite shoulder. I slow a bit, as he's not completely off the road and traffic passing by him has to encroach into my lane. I'm alongside him, and the road is BLACK and SHINY! Holy **** the entire lane is SOAKED!!!! First I'm thinking, "Great, whatever liquids have been thrown away by thousand of people is in the street," but then I smell it. It's not garbage, it's OIL!!! I don't know enough about oils to know if it's crankcase oil, diesel fuel, or hydraulic fluid. I suspect the latter, just because of how big the spill was. Anyways, I'm already at reduced speed to accomodate traffic crossing the center line, and now I'm just thinking, "Don't turn! Don't lean! Don't gas it! Don't grab brakes!!!" It takes forever but I'm through the spill. The southbound lane was completely coated centerline to shoulder, and the northbound lane was coated from center lane to middle of the lane,

These pics were taken on the way in this morning, 48 hours later!!!

Start of the spill, looking opposite the direction I was going:



Same place, across the street:



Looking right down on it. There's some sand left, which apparently was the extent of their cleanup effort:



This is where the truck pulled over almost off the road:



This is looking from the truck's resting place back to where I started the pics. The spill runs to the point you see cars on the road:



I can't wait for it to rain!!!!!

On the way home yesterday I came across another little demonstration of brilliance. You know those streets with four lanes of traffic, and a shared center turn lane? And how people use the turn lane as a "merge" lane when turning left onto the street from a shop or driveway? Well, here's what happens when two people do that at the same time:



 
On the way home yesterday I came across another little demonstration of brilliance. You know those streets with four lanes of traffic, and a shared center turn lane? And how people use the turn lane as a "merge" lane when turning left onto the street from a shop or driveway? Well, here's what happens when two people do that at the same time:
My pet peeve. Everyday coming into work I have to deal with this crap. I can't tell you how many times somebody got into the left turn lane a full eighth of a mile ahead of time and is hauling ***. With me sitting their like a duck trying to turn left. You HAVE TO block the entire lane or people WILL try squeezing around you putting you in even more danger. *********....

As for the garbage truck. I got behind one on my honda (black) while it was spewing god knows what out the back splashing up everywhere. It stunk to high hell and and required buffing my paint to get the stains out. All the clothes/gear I was wearing was a total write off with the smell never coming out.

 
On the way home yesterday I came across another little demonstration of brilliance. You know those streets with four lanes of traffic, and a shared center turn lane? And how people use the turn lane as a "merge" lane when turning left onto the street from a shop or driveway? Well, here's what happens when two people do that at the same time:
LOL!!!!!!!!!

 
I think it's a laser.

Let me see, longest straights that I can think of around here. . . .

US98 has at least 4 sections between Wakulla and Perry that are more than 5 miles without a bend.

CR12 going NE from Bristol has a 6.5 mile straight section.

US90 from Cottondale to Chipley has a 7-mile straight. There's only a couple of very small bends in the final 3 miles of that stretch, so 10 miles nearly perfect.

The local champion: US231 from "the curve" south of Youngstown (Bayou George, if you really must know the place) to the intersection with US98 in Panama City: 16 miles! Exactly southwest or northeast. If your compass says different, get it recalibrated!

Edit: Damn, completely forgot about US98 across Tyndall AFB. 10.5 miles arrow-straight and billiard-table flat.

 
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