FJRocket
Doctor Throckenstein !!!
So I get home and it's a beautiful 85 degree pleasant evening. I hop on the trusty steed and head for town. Light traffic, I'm loafing along, listening to my MP3, just enjoying life. Stop at the bank, make a deposit in the ATM. That's getting to be a regular excuse to take a short ride after work.
Wonderful evening, sky's blue, light clouds, boomers on the horizon are someone else's problem.
FJR is humming along through town, back out on the highway, cross the river bridge which puts me officially back in the sticks. NO one on the highway. Set the cruise. Ahhhhh life is good. Very good. :yahoo:
Pull into my subdivision, going very slowly, waving to the neighbors. Lots of very nice folks, friendly, industrious. Beautiful green lawns, manicured hedges, lots of color. Sweet.
Then I see her. So I slow WAY down. Cute, pink dress, dark hair. Pink bicycle, too. Hmmm, wonder if that was planned......
Getting closer. See her start to bob about a bit. Then suddenly, all over the road. Off the throttle.....Whoa!
I see her reach down, riding one handed, pull out her pink cell phone and she's talking on the phone. And all over the place on the road. Sheesh! <_<
Normally, this wouldn't really surprise me a whole lot, but what did surprise me was that her grip streamers were pink, as were her TRAINING WHEELS. Yep, this was my 5 year old neighbor kid, riding solo, badly, one handed on her Barbie stingray though the neighborhood, talking on her real pink cell phone. :angry:
There's no hope for us....
Wonderful evening, sky's blue, light clouds, boomers on the horizon are someone else's problem.
FJR is humming along through town, back out on the highway, cross the river bridge which puts me officially back in the sticks. NO one on the highway. Set the cruise. Ahhhhh life is good. Very good. :yahoo:
Pull into my subdivision, going very slowly, waving to the neighbors. Lots of very nice folks, friendly, industrious. Beautiful green lawns, manicured hedges, lots of color. Sweet.
Then I see her. So I slow WAY down. Cute, pink dress, dark hair. Pink bicycle, too. Hmmm, wonder if that was planned......
Getting closer. See her start to bob about a bit. Then suddenly, all over the road. Off the throttle.....Whoa!
I see her reach down, riding one handed, pull out her pink cell phone and she's talking on the phone. And all over the place on the road. Sheesh! <_<
Normally, this wouldn't really surprise me a whole lot, but what did surprise me was that her grip streamers were pink, as were her TRAINING WHEELS. Yep, this was my 5 year old neighbor kid, riding solo, badly, one handed on her Barbie stingray though the neighborhood, talking on her real pink cell phone. :angry:
There's no hope for us....