Things that make me go hmmm....

[Toecutter]

I'm sure you all heard the one about the tiger that jumped out of its enclosure at the SF Zoo and savagely attacked three young hoodlums innocent victims.

I was watching a, um, OK, it was Nancy Grace, and they reported that on Christmas Day, the same day of the attack in SF, a dead tiger was discovered wrapped in a moving blanket near Dallas, or Houston, can't remember for sure. It had a collar on, so it was probably a correction of someone's bad idea for a pet.

So, somebody decides to kill a tiger in Texas, then a tiger in California decides to kill somebody. Jack Hanna said it was the first time in over fifty years that a visitor was killed at a US zoo by an animal.

Hmmm....

If I may put forth a bike-pertinent slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child king, long enough! And as his empire crumbles, Uh, never mind, kinda got distracted there....flashbacks and such....

I prefer to call deer deer. YMMV

Respect the rabbit!

 

[Old Michael]

Hmmmmmmm.

 

[odot]

So, my pet tiger got loose and somebody whacked him. It was getting kinda spendy feeding the ******.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Can anyone say KARMA? I'd like to know the REAL story.

:jester:

 

[uctofeej]

Can anyone say KARMA? I'd like to know the REAL story.
:jester:

Are you implying Nancy Grace wasn't telling the real story???

 

[Toecutter]

Are you implying Nancy Grace wasn't telling the real story???

She's actually out on mommy leave right now. I love her "impartial" style!

 

[Derek]

you know the world is changing when

the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, germany won't fight anybody and the french think that we are rude.

dh

 

[Toecutter]

You forgot the one about how the tallest NBA player is Chinese....

 

[twowheelnut]

Let me guess, Eve isn't home, right? :lol:

 

[Toecutter]

Let me guess, Eve isn't home, right? :lol:

Home, yes, but OOS due to periodic maintenance.

Also why we won't be making it to Santa Maria today.

 

[VMax_03]

Respect the rabbit!

All hail the rabbit!! :dribble:

 

[slapnpop]

It's got big vicious teeth, it'll bite your head off!

 

[ponyfool]

Jack Hanna said it was the first time in over fifty years that a visitor was killed at a US zoo by an animal.

In Portland in 1970, a man was killed by a lion at the Metro Zoo. Granted, he was dangling his feet into the cage, but still, it happened. Then, either the next night, or a couple nights later, the dead guy's friend came to the zoo and killed the lion.

But, I guess technically, the idiots in this case weren't visitors as they broke in late at night.