This bike is saving my marriage - Part II

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BBIII

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I started this thread about a year ago - can't find it using search. This is NOT an advertisment for Jenny Craig - we have no affiliation with that company other than buying her products.

I bought my '05 FJR ABS July 2005, communication between Mr. & Mrs BBIII had broken down to I'm doing this... so GET OVER IT or GET OUT. My wife saw her Mental therapist on an "emergency request" and Dr. met w/ me for 10 minutes and then told her told her it was my middle life crisis and she should be glad because most 48 year old men choose sports cars, much younger women and drinking. (He also rides a BMW - that helped)

She was at her highest weight ever - 320 LBS at 5' 10.5" and very depressed and just diagnosed with Diabetes II from bad genetics, bad diet and drinking so much (no job - no real skills). She tried 10 jobs in 2 years and quit each job 1 month later because of the disrespect fat people get in society and the extremely low pay for entry level position and the boredom of office work.

After she got diagnosed with Diabetes II that was the last straw for her (hitting bottom) and started the Jenny Criag diet - about the same time Kristi Allen started doing those commercials. (She had tried EVERY diet in the last 30 years with Yoyo effect). She stopped drinking completely (and still has) and with the JC diet she steadily lost 10 pounds a week. When she got down to 190 Lbs she had knee surgery to replace a left knee torn meniscus (SP) and had a really huge varicose vein taken out of the other leg which the Dr.'s said the surgery's would keep her down for a few weeks. With help from Physical therapist (Sadists), Vicodin and self determination, she joined Curves to start low impact exercise and then got bored and joined a real gym 2 months later with workout advice from her physical trainer. About the same time she started menopause got really interested in marital congress with me (***) and lots of it. Thanks to medical advances AKA Viagra I can keep up with her.

Long story getting shorter - She now has her own diet - supplemental to JC’s, She is now down to 160 LBS :yahoo: , that is not a typo, she lost 1/2 her weight, and working out at the Gym is her lifestyle. For birthday gifts I get her additional sessions with the PT at the Gym which are more expensive than Jewerly. She looks fabulous with one exception - lots of extra skin. So the Skin thing will be taken care of with a body lift, a tummy tuck, and my favorite breast enlargements from 36C to 42DD :yahoo: She looks like the beautiful woman I married in 1985, but is much thinner, with great body tone and somewhat smarter from 20 years of life experience. Most likely none of you will ever get to meet her because she despises motorcycles due to the inherent danger - but she has hinted that if I get a BMW touring bike, she may get on the back of the BMW - read BMW SNOB. After the body work, I'll try to figure out the pic posting on this forum and post some before/after pics of her.

We are both in love again (with each other) and life is good.

 
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right on!

we should have more feel good stories around here.

derek

 
Can't put my finger on it, but, certainly, somewhere in there is TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Glad the story has a 'happy ending' ;)

 
A friend of mine who lost alot of weight said that losing weight was the easy part.. the hard part was all the other changes that he wanted to do once he lost the weight. So he ended up in a divorce, lost his house, regained his college aged kids, bought a Harley and is starting over again. And he couldn't be happier. :D
 
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Good on you and her...

Get her on the back of what you have... It's more fun than a BMW Battlestar Galactica anyway...

She should be all about the fun now these days. :)

You only live once.

 
320lbs !! :eek: If it's just the same to everyone I'm willing to take your word for it.

Purely due to my interest in medical advancement you understand, posting those 42D's is quite acceptable !

Kudos for hanging in there , I think... :huh:

 
..After she got diagnosed with About the same time she started menopause and got really interested in marital congress with me (***) and lots of it...Thanks to medical advances AKA Viagra I can keep up with her.
...So the Skin thing will be taken care of with a body lift, a tummy tuck, and my favorite breast enlargements from 36C to 42DD :yahoo:
Breast augmentation, body lift, tummy tuck: $12,000 on Gold Mastercard

Viagra, one dose:-----------------------------------$10.00 on Gold Mastercard

"Although erections lasting for more than 4 hours may occur rarely with all ED treatments in this drug class, to avoid long-term injuries, it is important to seek immediate medical help."

Ability to keep it up for FOUR HOURS while you hammer your new trophy wife: Priceless

Gotta love it BB! :clapping:

 
..After she got diagnosed with About the same time she started menopause and got really interested in marital congress with me (***) and lots of it...Thanks to medical advances AKA Viagra I can keep up with her.
...So the Skin thing will be taken care of with a body lift, a tummy tuck, and my favorite breast enlargements from 36C to 42DD :yahoo:
Breast augmentation, body lift, tummy tuck: $12,000 on Gold Mastercard

Viagra, one dose:-----------------------------------$10.00 on Gold Mastercard

"Although erections lasting for more than 4 hours may occur rarely with all ED treatments in this drug class, to avoid long-term injuries, it is important to seek immediate medical help."

Ability to keep it up for FOUR HOURS while you hammer your new trophy wife: Priceless

Gotta love it BB! :clapping:
Well, you have it right except for the lable "trophy wife". 4 Hours - that is stretching it a bit, don't you think? :D

The label trophy wife is usually applied to a physically attractive younger woman married to a man who has recently observed a high level of success, be it physical, financial, or otherwise. The term is often used to imply that the man's intent is to exhibit his wealth and success, the social phenomenon known as conspicuous consumption.

 
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