This bike is saving my marriage!!

[twowheelnut]

The only reason women let themselves go after getting married is that they have landed their catch. No longer any need to lay off the bon-bons. They cut their hair dike short, plump up and put the pants on. If they do get divoraced, the bon-bons go back in the freezer and they head straight to the gym. Notice that this seems to be mostly and American condition... <_<

Where are all the good wimminz? :dribble:

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

I got one B)

 

[FJRottie]

Where are all the good wimminz?

Asia.

Porn Stars.

Brazil.

Yummy.

Columbia.

Sexy.

Italy.

Superhot.

Spain.

Dear God. (Watch for temper)

Ukraine.

OOOO la la.

Croatia.

That place gave me a sore neck - #1. They are everywhere.

Yes, I have been.

 

[lawinter]

I got one too!

Doesn't ride and won't go around the block on the back.

Runs everyday to look good for me.

Fully expects me to buy a new bike every time I go to the dealer

to look at new one's. ( She says I have no self-control )

Has no problem with me saying see you sunday night as I ride out the driveway on a saturday morning

Makes a ton of money and likes the "nasty" as much as me

Course I had to wade thru 2 previous one's to get to this one

There are good women and there are bad

 

[BBIII]

There are good women and there are bad

They aren't really bad, they've just watched too much Oprah

 

[gtex1970]

I got one too!Doesn't ride and won't go around the block on the back.

Runs everyday to look good for me.

Fully expects me to buy a new bike every time I go to the dealer

to look at new one's. ( She says I have no self-control )

Has no problem with me saying see you sunday night as I ride out the driveway on a saturday morning

Makes a ton of money and likes the "nasty" as much as me

Course I had to wade thru 2 previous one's to get to this one

There are good women and there are bad

Sounds familiar:

Mine runs daily (she likes the running, but it does keep her looking good)

She makes more money than me, and I do allright.

She forgave me for that stripper incident.

She lets me have my toys, without too much complaining.

She likes to ride. But works and runs too much to get in any long rides :-(

As for the "Nasty", 1+ a week, pretty good for 11 years of marriage, I understand. Naturally, I'd prefer once a day.

In 11 years, she's seen the following "Honey, look what I bought" purchases:

1. 1995 F150

2. Sea Ray 18 ft run-about

3. 1999 F150 4x4

4. 2001 Yamaha R6 (my first bike, kinda jumped in with 3 feet)

5. 2002 Camaro SS

6. 2005 Feejer

7. 2005 Unlimited Wrangler Rubicon

and countless vehicle upgrade and electronics goodies:

WOW. she is a good woman.

 

[BBIII]

She forgave me for that stripper incident.

OK, most of us are old and married. Got any pictures or memorabilia of the incident

 

[Toecutter]

Oops, forgive the double shot (it does warrant a second look though, IMHO)

 

[Toecutter]

Where are all the good wimminz? :dribble:

That shirt is tops on the list of what Eve's NOT getting for Christmas. The guy in the background better be trying to score some Viagra. :bleh: TWN: Your wife must not read the Forum, eh?

 

[Geezer]

Where are all the good wimminz? :dribble:

That shirt is tops on the list of what Eve's NOT getting for Christmas. The guy in the background better be trying to score some Viagra. :bleh: TWN: Your wife must not read the Forum, eh?

Well, I can't think of any women I know who would wear it, but I like the picture. My wife would find it interesting if she saw the picture but she wouldn't be upset by it. She'd probably ask who the girl was, just in case it was someone I know.

 

[twowheelnut]

Toe, she doesn't, but even if she did she, um, appreciates my sarcasm - at times...

 

[gtex1970]

She forgave me for that stripper incident.

OK, most of us are old and married. Got any pictures or memorabilia of the incident

Sorry, I destroyed as much evidence as possible, then foolishly confessed. It's only in my head now.

.....(nods off in day-dreamy gaze).......