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Well Thanks Alot BBIII !!! Take the ol FJ out, pick up a ho and go to a tasting that USED to give me free buckets of mixed wine...Dammit dude...and I was admiring yer new bike and everthang....Incognito my ass.....damn yups......

:D Bobby

 
did anyone say NIGHT TRAIN  , i remember 89 cents a pint at one time .
Back in the 80's my brother worked for a liquor distributor that sold some cheap assed wine that had cam un-labled but had three different lables in the case. It was so the store could change "brands" easily. The only one I remember was Red Rocket.

 
A few years ago we had a class with our local Sheriff's Dept. concerning the latest trends/problems with street people. He told us about a new thing that the winos (or 'urban sportsmen' as a friend of mine call them) were doing in which several of them would get together and combine resources to obtain alcohol.

They get ('borrow') one of those 2 gal. Coleman coolers, fill it with water, add a few packs of Kool-Aid powder; then dump in the contents of a 2 cans of White Rain hairspray for the alcohol. He said their nickname for it was "Ocean".

Man, now that be sum goooood drinkin', and will get u f**ked up!!

Let's see:

Borrowed cooler - no charge

4 packs of Kool-Aid : $1.00

2 cans of cheap-ass hair spray from the dollar store $ 2.00

Ability to get completely wasted with your fellow winos: Priceless!

 

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