This is just plain CREEPY!
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twowheelnut
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GunMD
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Bunch of uptight stiffs.
So, you might not want to come to my wake then.
I've actually written in my will that 10% of my estate goes to a party and leave it to the discretion of a named friend to organize that party. I asked him that if I've left a reasonably good looking corpse to put Plexiglas over me, put a drink in my hand, and make me into a bar.
The wake is probably a few kegs of Miller at this point in my financial life, but hopefully 10% will be a better party as I grow older.
...and yes, everybody on this forum is invited. :fans:
I've actually written in my will that 10% of my estate goes to a party and leave it to the discretion of a named friend to organize that party. I asked him that if I've left a reasonably good looking corpse to put Plexiglas over me, put a drink in my hand, and make me into a bar.
The wake is probably a few kegs of Miller at this point in my financial life, but hopefully 10% will be a better party as I grow older.
...and yes, everybody on this forum is invited. :fans:
mattster31
Well-known member
A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.
What did they use??? concrete???
Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room.
That's just sick...........I'll bet she even thought of having someone stand behind him to move his arm to "shake hands" with people as they came to see him.
SkooterG
Purveyor of Crooked Facts
Dude. You're not even reasonably good looking alive.
Still, that won't stop me from having a drink on you (both figuratively and literally) when you croak.
Thanks in advance!
MEM
Well-known member
:lol: LMAO (again). Reading this Forum is way better entertainment (AND learning experience) than the email jokes that come in daily! re: the PRDG, (puerto rican dead guy) don't people like this make the world a more interesting place ?!
ps - I'm slowly catching onto the acronyms; some, I may never get .....
ps - I'm slowly catching onto the acronyms; some, I may never get .....
SkooterG
Purveyor of Crooked Facts
mattster31
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GunMD
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Keep savin' your money Iggy. We want some good stuff to drink (see photo).The wake is probably a few kegs of Miller at this point in my financial life, but hopefully 10% will be a better party as I grow older.
...and yes, everybody on this forum is invited. :fans:
Oh, and I'll be there!
While I am not qualified to judge your attractiveness like some of our "squid" members seem to be, I do know a good beer when I taste one...
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Zorlac
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Was his name Bernie?
twowheelnut
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Toecutter
What would DoG do?
I always thought it would be nice to bury 'em all like that and save a lot of real estate.
I'm gettin' cremated. Hopefully, after I die....
I'm gettin' cremated. Hopefully, after I die....
Rob
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Did you mean UpRight Stiffs? Man I crack myself up.
Is it wrong to hope for a horrible disfiguring accident? I mean not like the one I wish for my ex wife, That would be cruel.So, you might not want to come to my wake then.
I've actually written in my will that 10% of my estate goes to a party and leave it to the discretion of a named friend to organize that party. I asked him that if I've left a reasonably good looking corpse to put Plexiglas over me, put a drink in my hand, and make me into a bar.
The wake is probably a few kegs of Miller at this point in my financial life, but hopefully 10% will be a better party as I grow older.
...and yes, everybody on this forum is invited. :fans:
Glad to see Taxidermy is still used in madern times for something besides trophies. Which I guess this should bring up how he died?
FatNakedGuy
Well-known member
THAT IS GREAT!!So, you might not want to come to my wake then.
I've actually written in my will that 10% of my estate goes to a party and leave it to the discretion of a named friend to organize that party. I asked him that if I've left a reasonably good looking corpse to put Plexiglas over me, put a drink in my hand, and make me into a bar.
The wake is probably a few kegs of Miller at this point in my financial life, but hopefully 10% will be a better party as I grow older.
...and yes, everybody on this forum is invited. :fans:
7xray
Well-known member
That is funny! Where can I get some of that?Keep savin' your money Iggy. We want some good stuff to drink (see photo).The wake is probably a few kegs of Miller at this point in my financial life, but hopefully 10% will be a better party as I grow older.
...and yes, everybody on this forum is invited. :fans:
Oh, and I'll be there!
While I am not qualified to judge your attractiveness like some of our "squid" members seem to be, I do know a good beer when I taste one...
Bustanut joker
Well-known member
Seems like the gheyness started on the left side.........Go toward the ghey x fred
Ya ever notice Donkey piss is bottled with screw on tops????????
The good **** (with one shot tops) starts in Wisconsin
:jester:
Ya ever notice Donkey piss is bottled with screw on tops????????
The good **** (with one shot tops) starts in Wisconsin
:jester:
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jwilly
Administrator of Drama
Quotes from Mr. Medina's Funeral:
"Man, I always said he was a stand up guy"
"Dude, chill out! It's the funeral director not the I.N.S., Now get in the damn casket!"
"When I knew him in school he always stood out"
:lol: Sorry I had to...
"Man, I always said he was a stand up guy"
"Dude, chill out! It's the funeral director not the I.N.S., Now get in the damn casket!"
"When I knew him in school he always stood out"
:lol: Sorry I had to...
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RiderCoach Lar
FJRm'd and dangerous
Funny....and VERY creepy....stuff. I love your idea, Iggy, but wouldn't it be better if we just prop you up on the back of someone's bike and take you for one last long ride......and THEN have the beer party?? :drinks:
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