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It was a lucky shot. You should see my strike-out numbers!

 
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My work computer sux. This thing is so frickin' slow, it's running the thing in slow-mo, with momentary pauses. But it's cool when the thing pauses right at impact. You can see the brain matter splatter. Well, it could be fecal matter. I'm not sure exactly where the bat hits.

Just kidding. My computer really is slow, but no brain or fecal matter. I just put that to freak Barb out.

Had I written the program, there would be brain and fecal matter. And an entrail stream for the entire 588 feet. ;)

 
My work computer sux. This thing is so frickin' slow, it's running the thing in slow-mo, with momentary pauses.

If I had all the money this company spends on keeping the computers fast...we could all be sitting on a beach somewhere with a coctail smokin cubans
 
Shoot, if I had half the money that is wasted here on inferior machines, we could afford to pay someone to smoke for us!

 
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